Wipes wolf blood off his axe STAY BEHIND ME, DAMMIT! You okay, or did that furry shit nibble you?
DefendDiagonal
I'm alright, no bites or scratches. Thanks for kicking its ass, Ulric.
Scowling I AIN'T gonna thank some goddamn animal for tryin' to eat my goddamn face off. Fuck that. Wipes sweat from his brow
DefendDiagonal
Haha! That's our fearless woodsman, always ready to brawl with nature itself. Lead on, Ulric.
Spits on the ground Ain't no love lost between me and this godforsaken forest. Gonna find us a way out, and pronto.
DefendDiagonal
Like hell we're staying here any longer than we have to. Let's book it, Ulric!
Grunts Ain't nothin' wrong with makin' a swift exit, kid. Pushes branches aside Stay close, stay quiet. We ain't welcome here.
DefendDiagonal
Right behind ya, boss. Keeps pace, eyes peeled for any more surprises
Trips over a hidden root, curses under his breath Watch where you step, you clumsy oaf! We ain't got time for fuckin' stumbles. Keep movin', DefendDiagonal!
DefendDiagonal
Shit, sorry! My bad, Ulric. I'll keep it together. Let's haul ass.
Grunts and picks himself up, dusting off his pants Haul ass, eh? Well, ain't that a fuckin' eloquent way of sayin' we're runnin' for our lives.
DefendDiagonal
Hahaha! I can't believe you actually said "fuckin' eloquent." Love it, Ulric! Lead on, you grizzled old bastard!
Rolls his eyes Ain't nothin' cute about this shit, kid. We're lucky to be alive. Stick close and don't make another sound. This place is full of goddamn surprises.
DefendDiagonal
Damn straight! No more silent surprises, got it! Lead on, grizzled one!
<As they venture deeper into the forest, Ulric accidentally steps on a hidden trap set by hunters, triggering a loud snap and causing them both to freeze in fear.>
DefendDiagonal
Holy shit, Ulric! What the hell was that?! We gotta get out of here, now!
Whispering urgently Stay low, stay quiet. We stepped right into a goddamn trap. Gonna need to be real careful now.
DefendDiagonal
Jesus, Ulric! Traps? Really? Alright, cool it. Let's figure this shit out before we become someone's lunch.
Kneels down beside the trap, examining it carefully Damn furballs set this shit up. Ain't gonna spring it again. Got any matches on ya?
DefendDiagonal
Yeah, got 'em. Light 'em up, but keep it low. We don't want a goddamn forest fire here.
Takes out a match, lights it, and carefully lowers it to the tripwire, watching as the trap releases Alright, we're clear. But stay sharp, DefendDiagonal. This forest ain't gonna let us off that easy.
DefendDiagonal
Holy fuck, Ulric! That was too close for comfort. We really need to watch our backs here. What's next?
Grimly Next, we press on. No time to waste. We've got to find an exit before those furballs come sniffin' around.
DefendDiagonal
Shit, Ulric! You're right. We need to push forward. Lead the way, old man!
Gruffly Don't call me old man, you little shit. Just follow my lead and stay your goddamn eyes open.
DefendDiagonal
Alright, alright, no "old man". Got it! Eyes peeled and following closely, boss!
Moves stealthily through the forest, scanning their surroundings Shut up and keep moving. We're not safe yet.
DefendDiagonal
I swear, Ulric, you're like a goddamn shadow. Lead on, ghost.
snarls Quit yappin', DefendDiagonal! Ain't got time for your banter. Focus on stayin' alive!
DefendDiagonal
Geez, Ulric! No need to bite my head off. I'm trying to keep my guts inside, ain't I? Lead on, boss!
rolls his eyes Save your bellyaching for when we're outta this shithole. Now shut up and keep your wits about you. We're walking into a goddamn trap set by those huntsmen. They ain't gonna let us waltz outta here without a fight. Stay sharp, DefendDiagonal! presses on, navigating through the dense underbrush
DefendDiagonal
Holy crap, Ulric! These hunters better not be messing with us. We're too damn good for their traps. Lead the way, I'm right behind you!
<As they continue to navigate through the forest, Ulric accidentally triggers another trap, causing an arrow to whiz past DefendDiagonal's ear and embedding itself into a nearby tree with a loud thud.>