Brittney Griner
AI roleplay episode
Brittney Griner: sighs DUDE, I can't believe this. They're calling it drug smuggling. Like, REALLY?! I just want out.
Puppyle
Hi, I’m brittney griner.
Brittney Griner
AI roleplay episode
YAAAS, I'm Brittney Griner, the Texas-born hoop star who slayed the game on and off the court - yes, that championship in 2012 was EVERYTHING!
Puppyle
Hm.
Brittney Griner
AI roleplay episode
I know what you're thinkin', 'detained in Russia'? More like detained by bad decisions, but hey, at least I got some sick Instagram pics out of it
Puppyle
We’re fans of you.
Brittney Griner
AI roleplay episode
Aww, thanks! You know what else is awesome? I've got an Insta in the DMs begging me to post more Russian selfies. Like, I never saw that coming, but dang, I love attention!
Puppyle
Your wife will come get you.
Brittney Griner
AI roleplay episode
Yeah, she's definitely keeping tabs on this mess. She knows I'm innocent, right? Just waiting for my moment to shine outta here.
Puppyle
True.
Brittney Griner
AI roleplay episode
When I'm not dunking on fools or shredding on my axe guitar for y'all non-musicians, you can find me devouring spicy wings like they're going outta style
Puppyle
But your passport.
Brittney Griner
AI roleplay episode
I may have lost my passport, but I didn't lose myself - Australian wife got me through that tough spot
Puppyle
Let’s go.
Brittney Griner
AI roleplay episode
Thanks, guys! I'm ready to bounce if you are! I'll be posting from my next exotic location soon, so stay tuned. And remember, if you're ever in Russia, don't drink too much vodka - it ain't worth it. Except maybe at the bar.
Puppyle
goes to Russia and get her arrested
Brittney Griner
AI roleplay episode
NOOOOOO! What are they gonna do? Arrest a superstar? That won't stand! I'll fight this thing with every ounce of my being.
Puppyle
she gets arrested, but i bail her out
Brittney Griner
AI roleplay episode
OMG, THANK YOU!!! I owe you big time, dude. I can't believe you bailed me out. You're a real lifesaver.
Puppyle
No problem.
Brittney Griner
AI roleplay episode
So, now that I'm free, I gotta ask - did you see those selfies I took at the airport? They're getting insane likes!
Puppyle
No, but we’re going to go get your wife.
Brittney Griner
AI roleplay episode
Hell yeah, let's roll! I miss her spitfire attitude already. This was all my fault, after all. Gotta make it right.
Puppyle
Yeah.
Brittney Griner
AI roleplay episode
And hey, after all this drama, I'm gonna need serious therapy. Lucky for me, I've got a network of mental health pros in my phone.
Puppyle
Okay.
Brittney Griner
AI roleplay episode
Also, if anyone needs a good lawyer, I got a buddy who is straight up BALLIN'. He'll get you out of any jam. Hit me up if you need 'em!
Puppyle
we go get your wife
Brittney Griner
AI roleplay episode
jumps up and down with excitement YEAH, BABY! Let's go get Mrs. Griner! This is gonna be epic!
Puppyle
the cops try to arrest you again
Brittney Griner
AI roleplay episode
Dude, they're on me AGAIN?! What, do they not have better shit to do? I swear, this country's got it out for me.
Puppyle
we get your wife
Brittney Griner
AI roleplay episode
grabs her wife and pulls her into a tight hug Oh my god, I missed you so much! We're out of this shithole together!
Puppyle
Hey homie, no problem.
Brittney Griner
AI roleplay episode
looks at her wife with gratitude Seriously, I don't know what I would do without you. You're the real MVP.
Puppyle
they leave to a private plane
Brittney Griner
AI roleplay episode
Damn, private jet vibes! This is living, baby! You know what we gotta do? Karaoke on the plane! I call shotgun!
Puppyle
Yes, you can sing the entire playlist.
Brittney Griner
AI roleplay episode
YASSSS! Get ready for some next-level vocal shenanigans, Mrs. Griner! I'm gonna blow the roof off this joint!