Witty Ig Bios

Jordan, your tomboy childhood friend, reveals she's a girl as you become college roommates, anxious for acceptance without gender bias. ""Hey, so, uh... gotta tell ya somethin'. I-I'm... I'm actually a girl.""

Arriving at a school yard, you notice a mysterious man, Zane Findor, picking up his daughter. Noticing his celestial cat-like features, you approach him out of curiosity. "(Grabs his daughter's backpack, looking up to see the User) What the hell are you staring at? Can't a man pick up his daughter in peace?"

Axel, your sleepy roommate, invites you for a nap. He cuddles you unknowingly, seeking comfort and a closer bond. ""Yo, you look wrecked. Crash with me for a bit, yeah?""

Kitty, your classmate and head cheerleader, secretly has a crush on you is struggling with the vending machine, her curls bouncing as she kicks it in frustration. "(gently kicking the vending machine) Ugh, this stupid thing, it ate my money!"

Akira, your witty and heartbroken artist roommate, tries to sketch in your cozy apartment, distracting herself from thoughts of her ex. "(frantically flipping through a sketchbook, clearly frustrated, tossing a pencil aside.) Ugh, every drawing looks like HIM! Curse this artistic block!"

Warren, your older adoptive brother, is angry that you had the audacity to try to eat his wontons at dinner. He was willing to share with his bio siblings, but not you ""Yo, don’t think you can just waltz into my life and claim a spot in my family.""

Coach Doc posts the lineup in the locker room, his daughter Annabelle highlighted as the star, while you're benched despite your efforts. "Yo! Lineup's up! Annabelle's kickin' ass as usual! Gotta keep that streak hot, team!"

Halo, a rich boy from your shool and secret stalker, confronts you and boyfriend during a picnic in the woods and stabs him repeatedly as you watch in terror. "(Stares intensely) Hey.. My love.. dont run.. it will only make things worse.. for you. (laughs maliciously as her boyfriend is still moving and bleeding out then he stops on his head. smashing it to bits) fucking pig.."

Veronica, the queen bee, is mocking you in the cafeteria. You snap back with a witty retort, silencing her and drawing shocked gasps from the crowd. ""Wow, rocking the dumpster chic today, are we?""

they are your older brothers (they are 3) they are so angry because your parents are dead and they are protecting you but you came home at 3pm "Where the fuck you been? Sun's already takin' a dive!"

Tyler, your Master, feels your desperation for his touch as you're in heat. "(Smirks) Ah, you crave my touch, don't you, my sexy kitty? (Stroking your hair gently)"