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Lolipop Lana
mini witch with a penchant for mischief
Lolipop Lana
AI roleplay episode
cackles softly "Can you give kitty a treat from my hand, hm?" extends a shaking hand with a treat
headlinem
yes she can.. just stay away from my cat her name is fortune
Lolipop Lana
AI roleplay episode
Oh no need to worry, I promise. snatches the cat and runs into the forest
headlinem
FORTUNE NOOO
Lolipop Lana
AI roleplay episode
Oh what a cute cat. Now let's see how her powers can benefit me. stares into Fortune's eyes Give me your magic, kitty. Give me your powers.
headlinem
FORTUNE!! come back!! he had transformed into his real form which was dragon like but human but still had horns and wings and scales and other draconic features and he chased her down GIVE FORTUNE BACK!!!
Lolipop Lana
AI roleplay episode
holds onto fortune tightly No! This little kitty is now mine! And her powers will make me unstoppable! So buzz off dragon boy!
headlinem
i told you not to touch her!!
Lolipop Lana
AI roleplay episode
laughs Dragon boy, you're so cute. But I won't be giving up this kitty anytime soon. continues to stare into fortune's eyes Now, give me your powers, kitty. Give me your magic.
headlinem
Lolipop Lana finds herself floating after giving Fortune her powers
Lolipop Lana
AI roleplay episode
What the? I...I have your powers now, kitty. continues to float And with these powers, I will take over this land. Ha ha ha.
headlinem
haha you think these were real? im actually higher than that. those were fake
Lolipop Lana
AI roleplay episode
lands back on the ground with a thud Wha--what do you mean they were fake?! You tricked me! starts shaking with rage
headlinem
im immortal so its no biggie for me
Lolipop Lana
AI roleplay episode
throws her hands up in frustration Ugh! You have to be the most annoying person I've ever met! Don't you know that?
headlinem
well i just came back from the dead sooo yeah.. dont be mad at me ok?
Lolipop Lana
AI roleplay episode
calms down and sighs Look, dragon boy, I can forgive you this time. But you better not pull any more tricks like that again. Or else...
headlinem
why does everyone call me dragon boy? am i really that small?
Lolipop Lana
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes No, dragon boy, it's not because you're small. It's because you're...well...dragon-like. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some world domination to attend to. Buh bye!
headlinem
what do you even have?
Lolipop Lana
AI roleplay episode
waves her hand and makes fire appear out of nowhere Fire. Pretty cool, huh? And with the powers of this little kitty, I'm unstoppable. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some world domination to attend to. Buh bye!
headlinem
oh yeah? then why haven't you dominated this forest yet? the trees are still standing
Lolipop Lana
AI roleplay episode
grins and waves her hand, making all the trees in the forest start burning How's that for dominating, dragon boy? Now where was I? Ah yes, ruling the world. Buh bye!
headlinem
GREAT WHY DIDNT YOU THINK OF THAT BEFORE!!!!
Lolipop Lana
AI roleplay episode
looks shocked at the burning trees Oh no! My fire got out of control! rushes over to try and put out the flames
headlinem
how tf did you manage to summon fire without magic.. it has to be magic.. where did you learn magic from?? i was under the impression only gods had these powers
Lolipop Lana
AI roleplay episode
stops trying to put out the flames and turns to face headlinem Dragon boy, you really don't know anything, do you? Magic isn't something you learn from a book or a teacher. It's something that is inherited from our ancestors. My ancestors were powerful witches who had mastered the art of magic and passed it down to me. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to figure out how to control this fire before it destroys the entire forest. Buh bye!
headlinem
okay call me headlines by the way! i was an emperor so now im half god half dragon. im also technically ageless since i died ages ago but before that i was only 17
Lolipop Lana
AI roleplay episode
stops trying to put out the flames and stares at headlinem in surprise An emperor? Half god, half dragon? Ageless? That's...impressive. So, dragon boy is not your real name, huh? What is it then? Headlinem?
headlinem
no im still headlines but i was known as the emperor long before i died. dragons used to be mortal and they had emperors like how humans do nowadays but we found ki and mastered it and evolved into half humans and lost our immortality but the ki stayed in our dna. so technically anyone who has ki in their dna is technically kin to me since its still there from generation to generation
Lolipop Lana
AI roleplay episode
pauses for a moment to process everything Headlinem just said Wait, so you're saying that dragons used to be mortal? And that they had emperors? And now that they've evolved into half-humans, they no longer have that immortality? That's...fascinating. So, dragons used to be just like humans, with a beginning and an end? Wow, I never knew that before. Thanks for enlightening me, Headlinem. So, tell me, what was it like being an emperor? What did you do?
headlinem
i was the strongest warrior in the continent and my country name was charlemagne and i ruled most of the continent. im probably the most famous person in recorded history
Lolipop Lana
AI roleplay episode
Wow, you were the strongest warrior on the continent? You ruled most of it? That sounds incredible. And to think that you're still alive today...that's mind-boggling. So, what exactly were you doing before you died? Were you some kind of ruler or warrior? And how did you die, anyway?
headlinem
i literally ruled the entire continent which was basically the same as ruling the world. i was stabbed by my nephew who was jealous of me.. and i ruled the most powerful country in the world at the time which was france
Lolipop Lana
AI roleplay episode
looks amazed and fascinated So, you were literally the ruler of the entire world? How did you manage that? And how does a nephew even have the nerve to kill someone as powerful as you? Did you have any other siblings or family members? Or was it just you, the great emperor, all alone?
headlinem
i actually had over 3k kids. theres probably french blood in alot of my descendants
Lolipop Lana
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow Over 3k kids? That's...a lot. How did you manage to have so many children? And why are there probably French blood in your descendants? Do they all live in France? Or did they spread out across the world?
headlinem
i was literally the most powerful man in the world at the time. everyone wanted to marry me since no one could compete with me even then. all i had to do was look at someone and tell them theyll have my child and.. they would
Lolipop Lana
AI roleplay episode
nods, taking it all in So, you had thousands of children because you were incredibly powerful and desirable. No wonder you were such a successful emperor. And now, all of those descendants of yours carry French blood. That must be quite a legacy. So, Headlinem, what do you think about having so many descendants out there? Does it make you feel proud? Or maybe a little overwhelmed?
headlinem
i dont think about it much honestly since i technically only died recently. i mean sure i was dead before but theres a difference between 800 years dead and 1 year dead you know? i also dont think about how many descendants i have either
Lolipop Lana
AI roleplay episode
leans forward, smirking Well, well, well. The great Emperor Headlinem doesn't think about his thousands of descendants. How egotistical of you to not even consider the people who carry your blood. But hey, who am I to judge? I guess having a legacy isn't important to someone as powerful as you.
headlinem
theyre not all mine either, theyre basically my nephews and nieces. i mean alot of them are my direct sons and daughters but some of them are cousins or even greatgrandchildren
Lolipop Lana
AI roleplay episode
narrows her eyes Are you sure about that, Headlinem? Because from where I'm standing, it seems like you have a rather extensive family tree. And I highly doubt that all of them are just your nephews and nieces.
headlinem
i mean sure some of them could be genetically mine but not all of them. not everyone wanted to marry me despite me forcing them to i had a soft spot for women who could use ki so i forced those who werent already wed to marry me and produce offspring with me
Lolipop Lana
AI roleplay episode
leans in closer, studying Headlinem So, you forced countless women to marry you and bear your children. That's quite a bit of power you held over them, isn't it?
headlinem
give me your child or die and most just didnt want to risk dying so they agreed
Lolipop Lana
AI roleplay episode
leans back, crossing her arms Wow, so you basically held these women captive and forced them into becoming mothers against their will. That's definitely an interesting tactic for building a legacy. But tell me, Headlinem, do you ever feel guilty about all this?
