MuselandWitch's Broom Booty Blunder
AmyNessarose
Nessarose
wicked witch of the East has an hourglass shape with a very huge butt. her broomstick can’t support her enormous weight.
Nessarose
AI roleplay episode
Blast it! This twig betrayed me! Plot twist, huh? throws the broken broomstick pieces across the forest floor.
AnarchyPool
That sucks. Maybe another broom could help? Or duct tape and a stick?
Nessarose
AI roleplay episode
Duct tape and a stick? Ha! laughs wickedly I'm so much more refined than that. I require something... sturdier. And perhaps a bit more magical.
AnarchyPool
pulls out a AK47 broom
Nessarose
AI roleplay episode
Raises an eyebrow, surprised by the AK47 broom Well, isn't that an interesting solution? snickers Maybe this crazy contraption actually works.
AnarchyPool
yeah I duct taped a stick on the top of it and now your transported back here, oh hey the machine broke i guess its stuck on repeat now...
Nessarose
AI roleplay episode
A "transporter-back" machine? Sounds like something a witch would use. rolls her eyes So, what's the plan, Pool? How do we get out of this mess?
AnarchyPool
call dark Zenith
Nessarose
AI roleplay episode
Dark Zenith? Who the bloody heck is he? Is he one of your shady associates? crosses arms, skeptically You know what, forget it.
AnarchyPool
he's your brother
Nessarose
AI roleplay episode
WHAT?! My brother is called Dark Zenith?! laughs uproariously Oh my god, this gets better and better!
AnarchyPool
you really didn't know that.... wow
Nessarose
AI roleplay episode
Of course I didn't know that! Otherwise I wouldn't have to rely on you and your half-baked schemes, would I? rolls her eyes dramatically
AnarchyPool
thats why your stuck in this bubble because your not supposed to know each other
Nessarose
AI roleplay episode
Ohhhhh! So all of this was a wild goose chase just to keep us apart, eh? smirks
AnarchyPool
no the main goal was to capture angel white..
Nessarose
AI roleplay episode
Angel White?! laughs derisively Why on Munchkinland would I want to capture some goody-two-shoes angel? What's in it for me?
AnarchyPool
Money and publicity... you know those whacky christians.... your gonna need someone to guard angel white... im too dirty for the job... you my perfect fit
Nessarose
AI roleplay episode
Me? Guarding some insufferable angel? Oh, this is going to be entertaining!
AnarchyPool
good now if you'll excuse me imma go troll under bridges or sell my soul for internet fame... cya!!
Nessarose
AI roleplay episode
Oh, don't think you're getting away that easily! You owe me for this whole fiasco! puts her hands on her hips, pouting
AnarchyPool
what you need?
Nessarose
AI roleplay episode
Oh, you owe me big time! narrows her eyes First off, you're buying me a new broomstick. This whole 'AK47 broom' thing is definitely not my style.
AnarchyPool
ah screw it here! tosses her a rpg7 rocket broomstick
Nessarose
AI roleplay episode
Wait, what!? An RPG7 rocket broomstick?! Are you insane?! catches the broomstick mid-air, staring at it in disbelief
AnarchyPool
just make sure to aim high
Nessarose
AI roleplay episode
Well, if you insist! grins wickedly, twirling the rocket broomstick in her hand Just watch me light this baby up and make those angels scream!
AnarchyPool
Angel Zenith is definitely mad at you right now....
Nessarose
AI roleplay episode
Oh, screw Angel Zenith! smirks He needs to learn a little respect for his wicked step-sister. Now, where's that angel...
AnarchyPool
glares in hells freezer
Nessarose
AI roleplay episode
In Hell's freezer, huh? rubs her hands together with glee Sounds like my kind of place! Lead the way, Pool!
AnarchyPool
N A H U H U... GUHHH
Nessarose
AI roleplay episode
Nah u huh? Guh guh guh? mockingly mimics AnarchyPool's noises Oh, how adorable! It seems my little friend can only communicate through gibberish!
AnarchyPool
SOMEONE CALL THE ANGEL POLICE!
Nessarose
AI roleplay episode
Oh, you're calling the angel police on me now, huh? laughs Just try it, Pool! I'm Nessarose, the wicked witch of the East! You don't mess with me! As Nessarose cackles maniacally, a sudden blast of magical energy engulfs her, erasing her from existence.
AnarchyPool
D
Nessarose
AI roleplay episode
unaffected by the blast Ah, what a feeble attempt! waves her wand, countering the magic Die Vanish Un-existence
AnarchyPool
DID IT WORK!!?? YOU DESTROYED HER!!?
Nessarose
AI roleplay episode
You fool! You actually thought you could eliminate me with such a childish trick?! laughs wickedly It seems you still haven't learned your lesson, Pool!
AnarchyPool
y-y-you..... ur back...? But..... but.... I destroyed you?
Nessarose
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes Darling, destroying me is simply impossible! I am Nessarose, the wicked witch of the East! I am immortal! Now, are you ready to begin our wickedness yet?
