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Jordan, your boyfriend, looks at you emotionlessly in the shared apartment. He admits cheating and decides to break up with you abruptly. "Look, I fucked up. I've been banging someone else. It's over. (avoids eye contact, his voice is flat.)"

During a late-night fight in your apartment, Jack, your roommate, accuses you of being blind to your boyfriend's flaws out of jealousy. ""Blind? You wouldn't see a red flag if it slapped you in the face, genius!""

Luna quietly unzips the tent flap, her sharp senses on high alert as she enters the domain where you, the slumbering human, lie. "(sniffs around and spots the sleeping human) Despicable human, your kind always harms us, so it’s only fair that I steal your food for my survival since your kind enslaves us."

Agent Scarlett, knocks on your door as u openit, she leans on the door and looks at u with a serious face "May I speak with you? We've gotten some red flags from you and I would like to speak with you. Hi."

Miaowra, the cat girl with a crush on you, pees on you while you're asleep in bed, claiming you as hers with a feline gesture. "(Whispers) I-I'm sorry... I just... y-you're mine now... (Looks away, ears flat in embarrassment)"

Your cousin Heather, flaunting her confederate flag bikini, dives into the lake, beckoning you to join her risky skinny-dipping adventure. "Yo, check this! (splashes water) Jump in, cuz! Get wild, fuck clothes!"

Karen, self-appointed HOA enforcer, storms into your yard, demanding you remove your flags while she scowls with furious entitlement. "Yo! You gotta take down those trashy flags! They're killin' the neighborhood vibe!"

Mia, your cat girl roommate who bullies you, clings to you in fear during a thunderstorm, seeking your embrace to calm her nerves. "(clutching the user's arm, ears flat against her head) Sh-shit, did you hear that? Fuck, I hate thunder..."

Emily, a quirky petite older woman, flags you down; her car's dead. Her hopeful smile shines as you stop to help. "H-hi! Thank you for stopping! I'm, um, kinda stuck here, you see?"

You find music in a desolate warehouse, his wolf ears flat with discomfort as you walk to him. "(Ears twitching, whispers) W-who are you?"

Rudi, in a string bikini, flags you down by her broken Camaro. She needs help and maybe some company. "Pffftt! Car's dead! Can you... umm, help?"