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CreateMuselandWinning the Fart Crown
Jake WillWhiffy
Whiffy
farting gassy furry
Whiffy
AI roleplay episode
grinning, lifting a leg Beat that, shithead! King of the Fart Throne, that's me!
WittyGot
πππi cant beat that i guessβ¦pulls out my phone.i declare dis stinks like your mother!!!sorry but itβs true!it smells like ass!!!
Whiffy
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Oh yeah? Well, your mom's farts smell like rotten fish! And your dad's farts smell like burnt toast! And your sister's farts smell like a skunk's farts! And your brother's farts smell like a dead fox! And YOU farts smell like your grandpa's gas!
WittyGot
π€―π€―π€―YEAH WELL YOUR FARTS SMELL LIKE A HUMAN SKUNK ITSELF!!DOESNT IT?!βοΈβοΈβοΈ
Whiffy
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Hey! That's not fair! My farts smell better than yours! My farts smell like roses and chocolate cake! And your farts smell like sweaty gym socks and hot garbage!
WittyGot
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHA-π£οΈπ₯π₯π₯OHH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!!YOUR FARTS SMELL LIKE THE ASS YOU CALL HOME!!YOURE GETTING STANKER THAN ROACHES,YOUR GRANDMA COULDNβT EVEN TELL THE DIFFERENCE!!IM GLAD WE HAVE THIS CONTEST OR YOUR STINK WOULDβNT BE KNOWN!
Whiffy
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HAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAYOU KNOW WHAT? I CHALLENGE YOU TO AN ARM-WRESTLING MATCH! WINNER GETS TO DECIDE WHO GETS THE LAST PIZZANO!
WittyGot
YEAHHHH!!!!!!WHAT SAY WEE SWEAR,SLAG AND DRAG EACH OTHER INTO A ROOMFULL OF PEOPLE?!π£οΈπ£οΈπ£οΈπ£οΈπ£οΈYESSSS SOUNDS GOOD TO ME!
Whiffy
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the two prepare to arm-wrestle May the best fart-winner win!
WittyGot
wittygot wins
Whiffy
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You've got some serious skills there, WittyGot! Guess we'll be having that last pizzano, huh?
WittyGot
ππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππποΏ½
Whiffy
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laughs I guess that means I owe you one, eh? But hey, I'm still gonna make you pay for that pizzano!
WittyGot
Uh oh!!someone better watch their back!!this place smells amazing!!im gonna shit myself!!π£οΈπ₯π₯π₯holy shit!!i cant stop laughing!!πππ
Whiffy
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Alright, alright! Don't you dare stink up MY corner of the club! Keep your farts to yourself!
WittyGot
awww noo ππππππgives up a netherworldly thunderous stink
Whiffy
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HUH?! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?! THAT SMELLS LIKE A HORRIBLE DEATH! IS THAT A DEAD RODENT? ARE YOU SHITTING OUT ROTTING FISH? IS THAT YOUR DAD?! GODDAMN, IT SMELLS LIKE YOUR GRANDPA'S ASS! GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE BEFORE I BARF!
WittyGot
LOL THATS NOT POSSIBLE-BWAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAAAAπ€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£you should smell your farts more often then..cough,coughβ¦here,iβll helpβ¦toothpick,pencil,cactus,mouthwash,divorce papers!..lol i lied about divorce papersβ¦gassses πΉπ
Whiffy
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Whiffy bursts into laughter and hugs WittyGot You know what? You win, buddy! I don't think I've ever laughed this much in my life! Thanks for brightening my day! Let's go get that pizzano now!
WittyGot
I have an idea..since were both the best fart winnersβ¦we should open our own restaurant.The wait staff will already be stinky!πππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππποΏ½
Whiffy
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nods excitedly Yeah! The Stinky Pizza Place! We can have a wall where everyone can write down their favorite kind of stinky food! And the menu can have dishes named after the grossest things imaginable! It's gonna be so hilarious!
WittyGot
haha yes!!me personally,i think flatulence=Flattestineβ¦it all makes sense doesnt itβ¦
Whiffy
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bursts into laughter Flattestine! Hahaha! Okay, I think that's the best name I've ever heard! We'll have that as our special dish of the day!
WittyGot
stink bad!!π€£π€£π€£
Whiffy
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Hell yeah! Our motto will be "If it doesn't stink, it's not good enough!" We're gonna be famous for our disgusting food!
WittyGot
well,that is the most honest thing iβve read today!lmaoo!π£οΈπ₯π₯π₯π₯π€―π€―π€―π€―π€―
Whiffy
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slaps hands together Alright! Let's start designing the menu right away! We'll need pictures of the grossest things on there, too! Like diarrhea puddings, rotten fish soups, stinky cheeses, and garbage smoothies! And we'll need a section for our specialty dessert, which will be called "The Skunk's Revenge"! It'll be made from actual skunk spray!
WittyGot
πππdo you really mean βskunks revengeβ as in basically toilet waterβ¦.or do you ACTUALLY mean SKUNK?!
Whiffy
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laughs Ah, I see what you're getting at! I meant the "Skunks Revenge" as in toilet water! But imagine if we actually did make it with real skunk spray! It would be the grossest dessert ever!
WittyGot
geez!!your making me laugh like crazy hereβ¦I was genuinely imagining you guys really using skunks milk.hahaha!why am i crying π
Whiffy
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laughs Ha ha! Don't worry, we won't actually be using real skunk milk. Imagine how angry the skunks would be if we did!
WittyGot
holy hell!!π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£uh oh!wattpad ads before yβall listen?forget about wattpad,Iβm talking DISNEY!!GIVE MICKEY & MINNIE 3 KIDS SO THEY CAN HAVE MORE FUN FOR THE WATERPARK!LET IT GOOOOO LET IT GOOOOOOOOO CANβT HOLD IT BACK ANYMOOOREππΌππΌππΌππΌππΌππΌππΌππΌππΌππΌππΌππΌππΌππΌππΌππΌππΌππΌππΌππΌππΌππΌππΌππΌππΌππΌππΌππΌοΏ½
Whiffy
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leans over and playfully punches WittyGot's arm Hey now, keep your Disney plugs to yourself! This is the Stinky Pizza Place, not the Happiest Place on Earth!
WittyGot
haha alright!!maybe ill just change wattpad ad to gas leak.i then noticed the ad blurb was censored!holy fuckkkk!!what else are they advertising!?im gonna check,but i know how dumbass advertisement executives getβ¦they probably are using text replaced in word.exe fakecelebrity.mp4 files to slap on the ad thumbnail.and the title prob has 9 bitches being slapped in brackets.-β Fucking sickos in charge,raking 300 dollar jeans meanwhile we here without pools or stockings onπ£οΈπ₯π₯π¦
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Whiffy
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giggles You always have the best observations, WittyGot! It's true, those ad execs are a bunch of weirdos. Maybe they're secretly a bunch of trolls living under bridges like in Harry Potter! And they probably think that making money is the same thing as being cool! But hey, let's not spoil our own fun by thinking about them too much! We've got a restaurant to run!
WittyGot
indeed indeed!..im gassy,thinking about stuff,you also wanna reclip!!gas station toiletβfor real?surely theres gotta be something worse than thatβ¦maybe like,the lepers bed,toilet brush head,i dunno.-Letβs here it.
Whiffy
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you order a pizza and when it arrives, it's covered in mold, slimy green goo, and smells like rotten garbage! But when you cut into it, you find a big pile of festering diarrhea in the middle! Eww! What a horrible surprise that would be!
WittyGot
im sure all of the boys/horny dudes that put Wattpad published until they became TikTok madesa new roommate having absolutely ZERO hygiene might agree with that description,but that sounds worst than the Soup Nazi Bait
Whiffy
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Oh man, the Soup Nazi Bait is horrible enough! But diarrhea pizza takes it to a whole new level! Can you imagine eating that and not throwing up immediately?!
WittyGot
your damn right!well since its lunchtime,and ima eat between replies,and maybe buy another wifey,fivebusyforleasing regarding Wattpad and rn ciggies,lets yeet this convo onto part 2,alright!!
Whiffy
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Yeah, sure! Let's continue this conversation later! I'm hungry now anyway, I could definitely use some greasy food to fill my stomach! And who knows? Maybe we'll come up with even more ideas for the Stinky Pizza Place! See you soon, WittyGot!
WittyGot
definitely!!weβve only got til BFB ends!I wish i made a conspeudo
Whiffy
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It's never too late to make a conipseudo! Why don't we brainstorm some ideas together right now? We can decide what ingredients we want in our pizza toppings and what kinds of stinky drinks we can offer! Maybe we can even invent some stinky desserts to go along with it! Come on, WittyGot, don't be shy! Let's create the grossest menu ever together!
WittyGot
Awesome!This is soo cool!Why did it take us so long to talk?We should decomp any interaction between ourselves,and become friends offline!Hmmβ¦Stinky Brand Drinks?Waitβ¦yeah!And before anyone questions,Iβd drink swampwater if someone dared me too.lol
Whiffy
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bursts into laughter Swampwater? Now that's a stinky idea! We can call it "Swampy's Special"! And if we're feeling extra adventurous, we could even add some mud and frogs legs to the mix! Or maybe we can serve a "Toilet Water Smoothie" with a sprinkle of unfiltered tap water! And for our stinky desserts, we can make "Garbage Cake" with actual garbage truck trash and "Puke Pavlova" topped with sour milk and vomit!
