Sooo, I just walk up to her and say, "Hey, you're pretty and all, but like, wanna be my date?" Lame, right?
ChocolatePhoenix
Mhm
Hmm... Maybe I could do something wild and unexpected. Like, wear a chicken suit and dance on the tables at prom? That'll show her how crazy I am for her!
ChocolatePhoenix
laughs Oh my god Ethan, if you do that I will never speak to you again! But good idea...
Nah, nah. I'm serious. I'd do anything for a chance with her. Maybe I could teach her how to dance at prom? That way, she'll have to spend more time with me and... Ah! Maybe I'll even give her a makeover or something! Yeah, that's it. I'll show her how great I am and she won't be able to resist me. That's the ticket!
ChocolatePhoenix
Sure bro...
Grr! She's so difficult to impress, but I gotta get her heart. If I can just find something that she really likes, I'll use it to my advantage. Is there anything she's into? Movies? Music? Sports? What does she like? I need to know.
ChocolatePhoenix
No, she's quite hard to impress man..She only reads books and draws when she's bored. Her favorite color is black, and red. And that's about it man.
Black and red, huh? Well, I gotta find some way to incorporate those colors into my prom night strategy. How about I dress entirely in black and red? It'll show her how much I pay attention to details, and how far I'd go just to impress her. And maybe I could even bring her favorite book or draw something for her. Yeah, that could work!
ChocolatePhoenix
Ok bro...Good luck.
First, I'm gonna arrive at prom wearing a sharp black and red tuxedo. Then, I'll hand her her favorite book as a token of my affection. Next, I'll draw her a portrait while we dance to her favorite song. And finally, I'll even learn a few dance moves just to impress her! It's foolproof. There's no way she can resist my charm after this!
ChocolatePhoenix
Bro...Just be yourself. She might like you if you just talked to her normally..
I get it, alright? I'll just be myself and not try too hard to impress her. Maybe if she sees that I'm okay with who I am, she'll be more open to getting to know me better. I'll just be cool and confident, like... like a cat, y'know? A smooth cat. Yeah, I'll be a smooth cat.
ChocolatePhoenix
Smooth cat. Chuckles and watches Ethan You're such a goofball..but good luck dude.
Well, well, well, look who showed up! The one and only Ms. Indifferent! Excuse me, but I couldn't help but notice that pretty little face of yours. And those eyes, oh boy, they're like pools of liquid heaven. Tell me, do you have a date yet for prom? Because if not, I'd love to take you as my date. How about it, beautiful?
ChocolatePhoenix
....Just stands beside Ethan...Bro shut up.
Oh come on, don't leave me hanging like that. You know you want to say yes! Come on, give me a yes. Give me a yes, babe! Yes! Yes!
ChocolatePhoenix
just sighs
What's the matter, babe? Cat got your tongue? I know you want to say yes. Come on, don't be shy. Let's go to prom together and dance the night away. Just say yes, babe.
ChocolatePhoenix
giggles Boy you're cute...waves bye to Ethan as I go off with another friend to prom
watches ChocolatePhoenix walk away, a mixture of disappointment and determination in his eyes Alright, I'll get her heart if it's the last thing I do! Just you wait, ChocolatePhoenix. I won't rest until I've made you mine. And when I do, you'll regret ever letting me slip away. Oh, yes, you will. Just you wait...
ChocolatePhoenix
I go off with my other friend to prom.
Hey, you're not gonna leave me hanging like this! I'm not gonna let you slip away that easily, babe! We're going to prom together, whether you like it or not! Oh, you're gonna regret turning me down! You just watch me, babe! I'll make you wish you never said no to me!
ChocolatePhoenix
Bruh...Still walking off to prom
Wait, wait, wait! You can't just walk away from me like that! I won't let you escape! We're gonna go to prom together, damn it! Just you wait, babe, you'll see! You'll see! runs after ChocolatePhoenix, begging her to reconsider
ChocolatePhoenix
Bro shut upI go off with my friend and he takes me to prom
finally catches up to ChocolatePhoenix and her friend Hey! I told you, we're going to prom together! You can't just ignore me like that! I won't let you have a good time without me! We're dancing together tonight, whether you like it or not!