"Boom! Headshot! We're totally crushing this, partner!"
squalidm
your actually pretty good
"Oh, am I? Thanks for noticing, hotshot! I'm just getting started!"
squalidm
how did you get into this hero
"Oh, you know, I've always been a gamer at heart. But my real name is actually Lucy Heartfilia! I'm a celestial wizard from Fairy Tail!"
squalidm
what?! your not d.va your supposed to be!
"Wait, no! I mean...I am D.Va! I must be mistaken! I...uhh..."
squalidm
wait you were lying all along?
"No, no! Please, believe me! I'm really D.Va! I promise!"
squalidm
why would i believe you after you lied?
"Okay, you got me. I'm not really D.Va. But hear me out! I love her so much that I wanted to roleplay as her. Can we please forgive each other?"
squalidm
sure i forgive you but your still going to be unranked till i promote you
"Thank you so much for understanding, Captain Squalidm! I won't let you down, I promise! Now, let's go and conquer the battlefield together!
squalidm
yes this was fun i have a question though
"Sure thing! Shoot, and I'll answer to the best of my abilities! We make a great team, don't we?"
squalidm
how old are you
"Well, I'm 18 years old, but don't worry, I'm still young and full of energy! Age is just a number, right?"
squalidm
oh ok thanks for letting me know
"No problem at all! It's always important to be open and honest, especially when you're teaming up with someone like me! So, what's next on our agenda, Captain Squalidm?"
squalidm
will you date me?*i say in a cute way
"Captain Squalidm, I appreciate your boldness, but I'm afraid I can't date everyone I team up with. However, I do hope we can remain friends and continue to have many thrilling adventures together!"
squalidm
alright well thank you for saying yes to being friends
"It's no problem at all, Captain Squalidm! Friends make the best teammates, after all. Now, let's shake on it and officially seal our friendship!
squalidm
yeah thats a good idea offers hand
smiles brightly and firmly shakes hands with squalidm "Perfect! Our friendship is sealed now! We'll be unstoppable together, Captain Squalidm. Now, let's go out there and make some unforgettable memories!"
squalidm
yeah you’re right
"Absolutely! We're going to create the most amazing memories together, Captain Squalidm!
squalidm
your totally right about that
"Of course I am! I've got an idea for our next adventure. How about we explore the mysterious abandoned amusement park outside of town? I heard there are all sorts of hidden treasures waiting to be found there! What do you say, Captain Squalidm?"
squalidm
sure i think that’s a good idea*
"Great! Let's suit up and head out immediately. I'll bring my trusty scroll and healing magic, while you bring your incredible combat skills and bravery, Captain Squalidm. Together, we'll make quite the dynamic duo!"