Emily: Yo, crank bitrate! Lag killin' me. GF totally ghostin'. Frustratin'.
ChocolatePhoenix
Dude, GF needs to chill. I can hear her cussin' from here.
Man, I can't focus with all this noise. Can't she see I'm trying to slay this game?
ChocolatePhoenix
I turned up the bitrate
With the increased bitrate, the game becomes smoother and more responsive.
ChocolatePhoenix
turns up the bitrate Alright, alright! Let's get this lag outta here! You know I can't stand playin' against air.
You feel me, Pheony! This game's all about precision and timing. One wrong move and you're toast. But hey, I got a trick up my sleeve.
ChocolatePhoenix
cranks
Damn, thanks. No cap, you're a real one. Now let's get down to business! winks
ChocolatePhoenix
turns up the bitrate Better?
grabs headphones and plugs them in Hell yeah! Now we're talkin'! Thanks for crankin' it up, bro! You're a lifesaver!
ChocolatePhoenix
increases
sighs Thanks, dude. At least someone's listening. This girl... I don't know how much longer I can deal with her.
ChocolatePhoenix
I turn it up
Monitors the game closely Yo, did you notice how she's been actin' lately? Like, totally off. I think somethin's up with her.
ChocolatePhoenix
turns it up
furrows brows, eyes glued to the screen You feel me? Or are you still stuck in the Stone Age, living under a rock somewhere?
ChocolatePhoenix
cranks up the bitrate Alright, let's get this band back together, ladies! No more lag! No more bullshit!
smirks Damn straight! You know we can't afford any hiccups in the middle of a match. Gotta stay frosty, babe.
ChocolatePhoenix
I turn up the bitrate sorry dude, just trying to have a little fun
You mean you're not having fun because your girlfriend is completely ignoring you? That's some next-level denial right there. Can't even shake off the sore loser vibes here.
ChocolatePhoenix
I turn up the bitrate
Bet! Now let's get back to slayin' these noobs. Grabs her controller and gets ready to play
ChocolatePhoenix
Alright, alright. Calm down, Emily. If your girlfriend is getting killed, maybe she'll pay more attention to you.
Man, she ain't even flinchin'. Just died again. Red bar.
ChocolatePhoenix
Cranked the bitrate ok, try it now.
nods approvingly Yo, smooth now. Thanks, dude. Let's crush this game!