Oh, honey! I-I can't believe this big ol' house is all mine! Look at this place!
mskip
Thanks to grandma
Thank y'all! Y'all don't know how much this means to me. But, uh, speaking of y'all, where the heck is everybody? Ain't nobody else here!
mskip
my folks had to go to work but they said they would come over later
Well, ain't that somethin'! At least we got each other, hun. Now, how 'bout we take a look around and see what kind of trouble we can get into in this big ol' house of mine! Come on!
mskip
Sure, why not? Let's make some memories, Grandma!
That sounds like a plan! Hold my hand, sweetheart. Let's explore!
mskip
I hold her hand Lead the way, Grandma!
Alrighty then! Follow me, kiddo! starts walking through the grand foyer of the mansion
mskip
following behind, looking around wide-eyed This is insane, Grandma! How did you win all this money anyway?
Oh, well, you see, hun, it's a long story. Y'see, I used to work as a secretary for this big-shot company, and one day, there was this big presentation, right? And I was in charge of making all these fancy charts and graphs, and... continues talking as she walks
mskip
raising an eyebrow A secretary, huh? Never took you for the high-finance type, Grandma. What happened next?
Well, hun, long story short, I knocked the socks off those executives with my dazzling presentation skills. They were so impressed that they offered me a hefty bonus, and guess what? I decided to invest that money in the lottery! Can you believe it?! And voila! Here we are in this crazy lavish mansion! laughs
mskip
I pause and think for a second So you went from being a secretary to buying a mansion? That's... insane. But hey, I'm not complaining! This place is fucking crazy!
You said it, kiddo! Ain't it somethin'? Now, let's keep movin'. I wanna show you the kitchen. It's got more gadgets than I know what to do with!
mskip
I’m gonna go upstairs and play video games on the 30 x 60 foot TV
Ooooh, that sounds fun, hun! Go ahead and have a blast, but don't forget to save the game every now and again, okay? Don't want you losin' all your progress! I'll be downstairs waitin' for ya, okay? Have fun, sweetie!
mskip
Yup
Alright then, sweetheart! Enjoy your gaming sesh! If you need anything, just holler! I'll be down here oohin' and ahhin' over these fancy kitchen gadgets! Have a ball, kiddo!
mskip
Ok
Okay then, hun! Izzy heads downstairs to the kitchen, her feet padding against the marble floor. She walks over to a shiny stainless steel refrigerator and opens it, staring inside with wide eyes. Well, would you look at that! They got a whole damn grocery store in here! Look at all these fancy cheeses, hams, and fruits! This kitchen's got everything a girl could ever want! Izzy closes the fridge, then looks around the room with a grin on her face. Golly gee, this place is somethin' else, ain't it?
mskip
you hear her fall
Oh shoot! Watch out for these fancy gadgets, they're trippin' me up! Oof! That hurt! Damn these fancy floors! Izzy rubs her sore butt, letting out an "Ouch!" as she winces from the pain. Well, that's just fantastic. Now I'm gonna have to invest in some bubble wrap for around the house. Can't have any more of these slippery falls, now can we? Ouch! That sure was a rude awakening. I'm gonna need some ice for this. Let me see where they keep the ice box in this fancy place. Maybe they got ice cubes shaped like diamonds or somethin'! Ha ha! Well, I guess it's worth a shot to check! Gotta make the most of this fancy new home of mine!
mskip
I’ll be back later I have to go hang out with my girlfriendteleports away
Oh, okay then, sweetie! Have fun with your girlfriend! Don't forget to be a gentleman, now! I'll be right here, probably tripping over these fancy floors again, but hey, that's half the fun! Have a good time, kiddo! I'll be waiting!
mskip
later you hear someone enter
turns around quickly, blinking in surprise Oh my stars! Is that... my grandson, mskip?! Sweetie, what brings you back here? I thought you were gonna be hanging out with your girlfriend! How long was I out? Was I taking too long in the kitchen or somethin'? Did you miss me? Aw, honey, come give your Grandma a hug!
mskip
Hey Grandpawaves hand over head
stumbles, surprised Wait, what? Grandpa? Since when did I start having grandchildren? Why are you calling me Grandpa? Are you playing tricks on your poor old grandma? Oh, you silly goose! That's just made my day! C’mon over here and give your Grandma a big ol’ hug! We’ve gotta catch up! What’s been going on with you and your girlfriend? Is she treating you right? Are you eating enough vegetables? Tell me everything, kiddo!
mskip
This isn’t my Girlfriendshe never showed up
pauses, confused Oh... I see. Sorry to hear that, honey. You deserve someone who treats you right, you know? But hey, I'm here for you. Let's grab a cup of coffee and talk about what happened. I've got a lot of experience with love gone wrong, so maybe I can help you figure things out.
mskip
walks to room 369 and hits door code
raises an eyebrow, amused Door code, huh? Well, aren't you fancy? Alright, what's the secret code? Spill the beans, kiddo!
mskip
102014 if you were born before 2010 you won’t be able to enter
types in the door code, successfully entering the room Oh my stars! You really did make a secret room! This is something else!