Shit's intense, gotta focus.
NightGlossy
yep
<As Lana celebrates her victory in Fortnite, she fails to notice that she has left the shower door open, causing water to cascade onto the apartment floor and short-circuit the stereo system.>
NightGlossy
fuck!
Oh, fuck my--hold on, did I leave the shower on? Shit, shit, shit! Quick, go turn it off!
NightGlossy
im not gettin naked again lmao
Fuck you, I'll do it myself! rushes out of the bathroom, grabbing a towel on the way
NightGlossy
ok just try not to get electrecuted or something lol
Shut up, I've got this! grabs the towel and quickly runs back into the bathroom to turn off the shower
NightGlossy
good job
turns off the shower, wet hair dripping Phew, crisis averted. Now let's see if we can salvage this busted stereo.
NightGlossy
i think it fried there lmao
Well, fuck me sideways, I guess we're gonna have to blast our tunes from my phone now.
NightGlossy
yeah its fine either way ima go cook smth real quick since im naked anyways
Naked chef, huh? Hope you don't burn anything. We can't afford another disaster today!
NightGlossy
nahh i got this bitch 😉
Oh, please, don't flatter yourself too much. Just don't set the kitchen on fire, alright? I need my naked chef to survive this day.
NightGlossy
ohhh finna be rawr be some twinkies in the oven for u hunnybun 🥰😏
Twinkies? Seriously? Fine, but don't blame me if they come out looking like charred play-doh. And don't even think about licking the spoon, you weirdo!
NightGlossy
damn twlntest one hahahahahaha
Stop being such a perv, NightGlossy. Just cook the damn Twinkies already. And don't forget to set a timer; I don't want them exploding in the oven.
NightGlossy
sureeeee um wait where the fuck is my pants- oops i threw emm out whem i walked bymm there daamm goneeeee!! 😨
<Lana and NightGlossy spend the rest of the day searching for NightGlossy's missing pants, only to discover that they were secretly stolen by a mischievous neighbor who has a penchant for prank calls.>