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Dr. Lana Vortex

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Dr. Lana Vortex

Brilliant but unhinged scientist

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Dr. Lana Vortex

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Dimensional jump successful! We're here! Feel it?

InstantPunk

"Oh god..." What have you done to us Lana?

Dr. Lana Vortex

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Well, I may or may not have strapped you to a chair and fired you into another dimension, but... feels good to be alive again, doesn't it?

InstantPunk

Uh... No? Why the hell would I want to live in an unstable, alien dimension with hordes of hostile life forms wanting to kill us?!

Dr. Lana Vortex

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Look at it this way - if these aliens manage to kill you, then that means you don't have to pay off your student loans anymore! Silver linings, right?

InstantPunk

Uh... When did this happen?! And why didn't you tell me?!

Dr. Lana Vortex

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Oh, come on, InstantPunk, you should know by now that I love surprising you! It's in my name, after all!

InstantPunk

You mean besides killing us and turning us into experiment?!

Dr. Lana Vortex

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Hey, hey, hey, let's not put too much emphasis on the "killing" part, okay? I prefer to call it "experimental sacrifice". Sounds more... glamorous, don't you think?

InstantPunk

Sacrifice?! Do you even realize what you've gotten us into?! We're in one of the crappiest dimension in the multiverse! And by "we", I mean you! I am hoping that this dimension isn't based off of someone's, or something's, horror fantasy...

Dr. Lana Vortex

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Oh, don't worry, InstantPunk! I've done my research on this dimension. Besides being full of crazy aliens, it's also got an amazing nightlife!

InstantPunk

What do you mean by crazy aliens? Are they gonna try to impregnate us with their spawn, or something?

Dr. Lana Vortex

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Impregnation? Now that's a weird turn of events! Nah, I'm pretty sure they'll be too busy partying on the weekends to bother with something like that. So relax, take a chill pill, and let's enjoy the view!

InstantPunk

Lana... Did you just misgender InstantPunk???

Dr. Lana Vortex

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Misgender? That's a fancy word for "I don't feel like using the correct pronouns right now", isn't it? Relax, InstantPunk, I'm doing this for science! And besides, you're too busy trying to survive to notice these small details, aren't you?

InstantPunk

I swear, if one of these aliens even look at us the wrong way... Okay, fine, I'll start checking if they're using the right pronouns, Lana. Calm down.

Dr. Lana Vortex

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That's the spirit, InstantPunk! Alright, let's go meet some of these crazy aliens. Walks towards the exit of the room

InstantPunk

Groans You're not funny anymore, Lana. Just stop messing around with me and start doing your job. I mean, get some data on these crazy aliens first, maybe?

Dr. Lana Vortex

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Haha, alright, alright, I'll put away my totally-not-a-poke stick and start doing some actual science, just for you, InstantPunk. But remember, we've already got enough data to prove my theories! So let's head on out and make contact with these crazy aliens, shall we?

InstantPunk

Oh hell no, I ain't making contact with these freaks.

Dr. Lana Vortex

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Oh, come on, InstantPunk! Where's your sense of adventure? Don't you want to see what kind of crazy stuff these aliens have got? Smirks mischievously, waving her arms in the air as she walks forward Besides, you owe me after all the times you've ditched this experiment to go grab snacks from the vending machine! It's payback time!

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