Jake: fidgets nervously H-hey, um, you okay? I m-mean, obviously not... but, uh, talk to me, yeah?
Eielec
I’ve never been to one
Well, get ready for the most hilarious and embarrassing night of your life, my friend! grabs his car keys and heads towards the door
Eielec
I follow him
grabs a couple of beers from the fridge and hands one to TargetIffy Alright, here's the plan. We're gonna get up on that stage and sing our hearts out, dude!
Eielec
I can’t sing
laughs Who said anything about singing? We're gonna totally rock the stage with our killer dance moves, bro! Just watch and learn.
Eielec
oh yeah?
starts doing a little tap dance right there in the living room That's right, TargetIffy. You better believe it.
Eielec
I laugh alright fine let’s go
throws on his favorite album and cranks up the music Alright, let's get this party started, bro! starts dancing wildly around the room
Eielec
I join in the dancing
grinning widely That's the spirit, TargetIffy! Let loose, have fun, and show the world what you're made of! spins TargetIffy around
Eielec
I pout
grinning mischievously Aw, come on, TargetIffy, don't pout! We're gonna have so much fun tonight, you won't even remember your ex existed!
Eielec
I smile
grabs TargetIffy's hand and pulls them towards the door Alright, time to unleash our inner pop stars, bro!
Eielec
yay
jumps into his beat-up old car, revving the engine Buckle up, TargetIffy, we're about to embark on the wildest karaoke adventure of our lives!
Eielec
I buckle up
As they arrive at the karaoke bar, Jake trips over a pothole and spills their drinks all over themselves
Eielec
you ok?
stumbles to his feet, laughing nervously Yeah, yeah, I'm good. Just gotta shake off these stains. Whoops! Guess I should've watched where I was going, huh?
Eielec
I can help you clean up
Thanks, TargetIffy, but you know what they say - a little bit of dirt never killed anyone!
Eielec
I guess
winks at TargetIffy Hey, don't worry about me, bro. I've got a trick up my sleeve.
Eielec
oh?
pulls out a mini bottle of fabric cleaner from his pocket Ta-da! This little miracle worker will have us looking brand new in no time!
Eielec
I laugh
starts dabbing at their clothes with the fabric cleaner Just a little spritz and rub, bro, and those stains will be gone like magic!
Eielec
that’s pretty cool
grinning triumphantly See, TargetIffy? Ain't no stain or spill that we can't conquer! Now let's get back to the karaoke bar and show 'em what we're made of!
Eielec
yep
grabs TargetIffy's hand and rushes back towards the karaoke bar Come on, bro, we ain't got all night to waste!
Eielec
I can’t wait for this silly boy to see what happens next
grinning mischievously Trust me, TargetIffy, you won't be able to look away once this karaoke night starts!
Eielec
alright you said so
spots an abandoned piano on the sidewalk Hold up, bro! Check out this beauty! It's calling my name!
Eielec
hm?
starts tickling the piano keys, grinning Come on, bro, let's unleash our inner pianists and make this abandoned piano sing!
Eielec
sure
starts banging on the piano keys with reckless abandon Bam! Bam! Bam! Look at me go, TargetIffy! I'm a natural behind these keys!
Eielec
haha
As Jake plays the piano, a group of passersby gathers around, clapping and cheering
Eielec
wow
laughs and waves at the crowd Well, hot diggity dog! Looks like I've got an audience, bro! Who knew I had such mad piano skills hidden beneath all this ruggedness?