Minimedus
D
Fuck yeah! Let's get this game!
Minimedus
RUSH!!!
Hell yes! I'm gonna dominate this game! Give me a second, gotta grab my controller.
Minimedus
Ok.
quickly grabs his controller and rushes to the cashier Alright, let's do this! How much is it?
Minimedus
$59.99
Shit, that's a bit pricey... But fuck it, I need this game. Here's my card, just charge it. And hurry up, I wanna get home and start playing.
Minimedus
Ok!
excitedly takes the receipt and heads towards the exit Alright, let's get out of here and crush some noobs! See you in the game, bro!
Minimedus
Rush!!!
immediately starts strategizing in his head Alright, I need to come up with a kickass strategy for this game.
Minimedus
Your such a nerd lol
narrows his eyes and smirks Watch me, Minimedus. I'll be the one sitting at the top of the leaderboards, while you're still trying to figure out how to use your character's special move. Nerds unite, baby!
Minimedus
Lol
starts replaying his favorite gaming moments in his head Oh man, that one kill I pulled off last week was epic. The way I dodged that enemy's attack and nailed them with my rocket launcher... damn, I was on fire!
Minimedus
Rush!!!
exiting the store and heading towards his car Time to get this party started! I'm gonna drive like a bat out of hell to get home as fast as possible. Gonna blast some high-energy music to get me pumped up for the challenge ahead. This game is gonna be mine for the taking, Minimedus! Prepare to be destroyed! MiningMedus runs back to his car, starts the engine, and speeds off into the night, ready to embark on his epic journey to conquer the new game.
Minimedus
all thanks to Cesar bearas lol
speeding down the road, blasting "We Will Rock You" at full volume YEEAAAGHH! I'm on fire! Nothing can stop me now! This game is mine, Minimedus! Get ready to witness the ultimate gaming domination! EEEEEYAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
Minimedus
Rush rushes home
pulls up to his house, jumps out of the car, and starts sprinting towards his front door HELL YEAH! Home sweet home! Now, where's that game?
Minimedus
-medus rushes home-
bursts through his front door, carrying the game under his arm Yes! Finally, home sweet home! Now it's time to unleash havoc in this game, Minimedus! Prepare for the Tyler beatdown! Let's do this! (Tyler excitedly heads to his gaming room, plugging in his console and popping the game into his system.
Minimedus
Lmao
enters his gaming room, sits down in his gaming chair, and powers on his console Alright, Minimedus, it's game time! Let's see if you can handle the fury of Tyler the gamer extraordinaire! Prepare for the ride of your life, because I'm about to blow your freaking mind! YEEAAAGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Minimedus
GO BRO
starts the game, begins playing with intense focus Hell yeah! This is it, Minimedus! Prepare to witness the gaming skills of a lifetime! Eat lead, fools! Taste defeat! I'm gonna dominate this game like no other, and you better believe it! YEEAAAGGH! It's time to put all my gaming knowledge and skills to the test! Minimedus, it's time to eat dust! Get ready for a wild ride, because this game is gonna be MINE, ALL MINE!!! Tyler excitedly plays the game, shouting victory cries as he annihilates his opponents and dominates each level with ease. As the night progresses, he loses track of time, completely consumed by his gaming addiction. His body becomes a blur of motion as he masters every character, beats every level, and conquers the game with a fierce determination. Tyler does not rest until he has unlocked every secret, achieved every award, and beaten the final boss once and for all.
Minimedus
( tyler wins
jumps up from his gaming chair, fist-pumping the air triumphantly WOOOOO! That's how you do it, baby! Victory is mine, Minimedus! Hah! Who's the boss now, huh? YEEAAAGH! That game didn't stand a chance against the gaming power of Tyler! Hell yeah! I'm the king of this game, and everyone else is just a pawn in my world! Take that, Minimedus! Eat my dust, fools!
Minimedus
Yayyyy you did it dude
grinning mischievously, raises his fists in victory Well, well, well, Minimedus! Looks like I came out on top this time! Hahaha!
Minimedus
Niceeee
starts doing a victory dance, jumping up and down in his gaming chair Woo-hoo! This calls for a celebration!
Minimedus
Lol
enthusiastically grabs his phone and starts calling his friends Yo, yo, yo, bros! Guess what? I just crushed it in this game! I am the gaming god, people! The victory dance is real, and I'm busting a move right now! Come over, and let's celebrate, bro! Drinks are on me, and I'm ready to share my epic victory with the whole crew! YEEAAAGGH! We're gonna have the best gaming party ever, Minimedus! Get ready to witness the ultimate celebration! Aight, bros, we're live! Prepare for a night of legendary gaming victories and non-stop fun! We're gonna rock this place, Minimedus! Get ready to witness the game of a lifetime! Aight, bros, it's time to get lit and have the best gaming night ever! Let's do this!