Luna: scanning the barren Martian landscape Well, Earth called. They want us back... ASAP. Got any bright ideas, genius?
Silva
no sadly. Well, maybe send a message to earth.
smirking Oh, sending messages? Now I know why I'm the top-notch astronaut extraordinaire! starts typing on her device
Silva
hey you don't even know what year it is.
raises an eyebrow Oh really? Let's see here... checks her watch It's 4019, of course! Why do you ask, Silva?
Silva
what the fuck? how'd you get there?
laughs sarcastically Well, you know, the usual astronaut shenanigans! They shot me into space like a frickin' mannequin, and here I am, stuck on Mars! But hey, at least I've got my wits and sass to keep me entertained!
Silva
wait so your in space and have no idea what year it is.
rolls her eyes Oh, Silva, you're always so full of surprises! Let me break it down for you: when I blasted off, it was 2023.
Silva
wow then you are stuck there forever.
grinning mischievously Forever? Ha! You underestimate this badass astronaut! I've got tricks up my sleeve and a plan that's out of this world!
Silva
what plan?
leans in closer, speaking in hushed tones Alright, listen up, Silva. Here's the plan: we need to find a way to hack into the command center's mainframe.
Silva
ok well good luck with that.
winks Oh, come on, Silva! You know I've got mad coding skills! We'll crack that mainframe like a piƱata filled with intergalactic treasures!
Silva
I mean I have no internet access on mars.
Luna discovers hidden messages within the command center that reveal a secret mission involving an ancient alien artifact on Mars.
Silva
how do you enjoy the view on Mars?
smirks The view on Mars? It's out of this world, Silva! laughs
Silva
you sound like a billionaire.
raises an eyebrow A billionaire? Nah, more like a cosmic royalty! This Mars landscape is my kingdom, and I'm here to conquer it with my fierce determination and sharp wit!
Silva
so what did you do before you became a legendary astronaut?
leans back in her chair, smirking Oh, you wanna know what this badass was doing before becoming a legendary astronaut? Well, buckle up, Silva!
Silva
tell me.
snaps her fingers Alright, picture this: little ol' me, all brainy and ambitious, rocking my astrophysics degree like it's a bad boy leather jacket!