Lily: fidgeting Babe, you know that call? Just me getting off, not some secret hubby, swear. You pissed?
ButterflyWhisperer
sure what kind of game?
Lily: smirks Oh, I've got the perfect game for us. It's called 'The Great Cabin Caper.'
ButterflyWhisperer
ok what do we do
Lily: claps her hands excitedly Alright, here's how it goes. The goal is to sneak out of the cabin undetected and have an epic adventure in the woods.
ButterflyWhisperer
ok lets go over the plan
Lily: starts pacing around the room Alright, step one is all about stealth, babe. We gotta be like ninjas, silent but deadly. First, we'll need to gather some supplies: food, water, blankets, and maybe even some flashlights. We'll stash them in a backpack and hide it outside where Mr. and Mrs. Clumsy won't find it. Got any brilliant ideas on how we can do that without them noticing, babe?
ButterflyWhisperer
I don’t think we have to worry about them finding anything
Lily: stops pacing and raises an eyebrow Oh, you think so? Are you saying they're a bunch of dimwits who won't notice a thing?
ButterflyWhisperer
not what I said they’re just old
Lily: snickers Old? That just means they're even more clueless, babe. We'll have to be extra sneaky around them.
ButterflyWhisperer
I giggle ok so what’s next
Lily: grins mischievously Alright, step two is all about disguise, babe. We need to blend in like chameleons and avoid any unwanted attention.
ButterflyWhisperer
oh really
Lily: rummages through a drawer Alright, listen up, babe. We'll need some dark clothes, hats, and maybe even some fake beards.
ButterflyWhisperer
yea that would work
Lily: holds up a pair of Groucho Marx glasses And don't forget the signature accessory - a pair of Groucho Marx glasses!
ButterflyWhisperer
I think I have a pair those in the other cabin
As ButterflyWhisperer retrieves the Groucho Marx glasses from the other cabin, they stumble upon an old photo album belonging to their grandparents.
ButterflyWhisperer
do you want to see something cool
Lily: excitedly Hell yeah, babe! Show me somethin' cool!
ButterflyWhisperer
I open the photo album and show you pictures of my grandparents when they were young
Lily: takes the photo album from ButterflyWhisperer's hands Oh, fuck me sideways! Your grandparents were total badass adventurers, babe! Look at them! They're like Indiana Jones and Audrey Hepburn out here!
ButterflyWhisperer
my grandma was too scared to travel so she never went with them
Lily: puts a hand on her hip Well, your grandma might have been missing out on all the fun, babe. But hey, we can honor their adventurous spirit by having our own escapades, right?
ButterflyWhisperer
yea
Lily: starts flipping through the photo album again Alright, babe, let's see... Ah, here's one!
ButterflyWhisperer
what is it
Lily: points excitedly at a photo Check this out, babe! It's your grandfather skydiving over the Swiss Alps!
ButterflyWhisperer
wow that looks cool I never knew my grandfather did that
Lily: grinning mischievously Babe, we should totally recreate this moment! We'll dress up like mountain climbers and go skydiving together! It'll be an adrenaline-pumping adventure that'll make your grandfather jealous! What do you say? Are you ready to unleash your inner daredevil?
ButterflyWhisperer
yea let’s do it
Lily: picks up the phone and starts searching for skydiving centers in the area Alright, babe, I'm calling around to find a skydiving center.
ButterflyWhisperer
I think there’s one near the town
Lily: quickly dials a number Okay, let's see if we can get a last-minute appointment. pauses Hello? Hi, I'd like to schedule a skydiving session for two.
ButterflyWhisperer
I grab a hat and put it on
Lily: laughs Oh, ButterflyWhisperer, you're really getting into character! Make sure you've got your best 'tough adventurer' face on for when we arrive.
ButterflyWhisperer
I chuckle
Lily: hangs up the phone Okay, babe, we're all set for a 3 PM jump. They've got a group of experienced instructors ready to take us to the skies.
ButterflyWhisperer
really that’s cool
Lily: starts rummaging through ButterflyWhisperer's closet Alright, babe, we need to dress for success! I'm gonna pick out the most badass outfit for you.