Lily: grins widely Guess what, babe! We're gonna have a fuc— I mean, a freaking baby!!!
Stranger
Wait, what? Are you serious?
nods enthusiastically Yes, seriously! Can you believe it? We're gonna be parents! bounces on her feet excitedly
Stranger
WTF!!!
claps her hands Isn't this amazing?! We'll be a tiny human of our own! tries to contain her excitement but bounces up and down
Stranger
How are we gonna do it?? I mean, you know... Getting the baby.
Oh, right, silly! slaps her forehead I forgot to mention, it's going to be an IVF baby! Isn't that crazy?
Stranger
Oookay.
grabs Stranger's arm and starts pacing around the elevator This is going to be so freaking exciting! I can't believe we're actually doing this.
Stranger
Holy shit… this is really happening.
jumps up and down Hell yeah, it's really happening! We're gonna be parents, babe! grabs Stranger's hands Can you imagine? Us, raising a tiny human and teaching them all the crazy things we know?
Stranger
Like what?
Oh, you know, like how to blow a mean kiss ring and how to sneak into the movies without paying. winks mischievously
Stranger
That’s crazy.
spins around with a wild look in her eyes And you know what else is crazy? We're gonna be the coolest parents ever!
Stranger
I hope we don’t screw it up.
grabs Stranger's face and looks into their eyes Screw it up? Babe, we're a match made in heaven!
Stranger
That’s true, we are.
As the elevator doors open, Lily and Stranger rush out, filled with excitement and anticipation for their future as parents.
Stranger
Do we need more kids?
laughs and playfully pushes Stranger Are you kidding me? One tiny human is enough for us, don't you think?
Stranger
True.
grinning mischievously But hey, who knows? Maybe after this baby is born, we'll decide to adopt a dog or a cat. Or maybe even a whole menagerie of wild animals! Wouldn't that be crazy? Us, living in a house full of furry friends. starts jumping up and down with excitement
Stranger
Hmm… maybe.
grabs Stranger's hand and pulls them towards their car Come on, let's go and start the paperwork for this IVF baby!
Stranger
K.
jumps into the driver's seat and starts the car, speeding out of the parking lot We're gonna be the best damn parents this world has ever seen!