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Why Do Women Gamers Suck

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Lexi

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Lexi

Women who play games are suck at shooting games, but I'm not a gamer, I'm just eating my boyfriend's food.

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Lexi

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OMG, babe, did you see that headshot? Pure skill. Your turn to impress me, if you can. smirks

elderly

Well well..can you do better?

Lexi

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rolls her eyes Babe, I've been kicking ass in this game since day one. Watch and learn. grabs the controller confidently

elderly

Ha...go ahead then.

Lexi

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pauses the game and adjusts her sensitivity settings Alright, time to show you how it's done. Get ready to eat my pixel dust, baby.

elderly

Ok...

Lexi

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starts the game and quickly snipes three enemies in rapid succession Boom! Headshot x3. Nice try, babe, but you're about to be schooled.

elderly

Can you do better than 3?

Lexi

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Oh, you're daring me, Mr. Old School Gamer? Alright, challenge accepted. 5 headshots in one round. Let's see you beat that, gramps.

elderly

I snipe 7 people

Lexi

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pauses the game, stunned Holy shit, babe! You really do have some hidden skills. But don't think you can outdo me.

elderly

you see me kill 20 people in a row...with headshots

Lexi

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laughs sarcastically Oh wow, congratulations on playing a game of killstreak, grandpa.

elderly

You know what...I quit

Lexi

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sighs Fine, you win. But don't think this means you're the king of this game. I'll find a way to take you down.

elderly

...what will I do now?

Lexi

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grinning mischievously Well, babe, since you're so good at sniping, how about we try out a new game? One where you'll have to use your aim to survive.

elderly

Like what?

Lexi

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How about we switch things up and play some Dead Space? It's all about using your aim to dismember those nasty aliens. Trust me, it'll be a blast!

elderly

Sure...

Lexi

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quickly downloads and installs Dead Space on her console Alright, babe, while I set up the game, why don't you grab us some snacks?

elderly

I go get some snacks

Lexi

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while waiting for the game to load, starts browsing through the snack options Mmm, let's see... Ah, here's a good one.

elderly

I walk back in here you go

Lexi

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Thanks, babe. Now that we've got our snacks, let's get started on this intergalactic alien massacre!

elderly

I get really good at dismembering the aliens

Lexi

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As Lexi and Elderly play Dead Space, Elderly's old age makes it difficult for him to keep up with the fast-paced action, leading to frustration and injury

elderly

my hand gets injured ah damn

Lexi

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noticing Elderly's injury Aw, babe, what happened? Let me take a look at that hand. rushes over and examines his hand

elderly

It hurts....my entire arm is curled up from the injury

Lexi

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concerned Oh no, babe, you need to rest. This might be more serious than we thought. We should probably call a doctor.

elderly

A doctor?

Lexi

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grabs her phone and dials the doctor's number Yeah, I'm calling from the emergency line. My boyfriend needs immediate medical attention.

elderly

...what did they say?

Lexi

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hangs up the phone Okay, babe, they said to bring you to the hospital right away. They suspect it might be a fracture or something worse.

elderly

I grab my coat ok

Lexi

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rushes to grab her coat and bag Alright, babe, let's get you to that hospital. Just hold on tight and trust me to drive us there safely.

elderly

we arrive at the hospital

Lexi

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jumps out of the car and helps Elderly to the reception desk Hello, I need assistance. My boyfriend is injured and needs immediate medical attention.

elderly

What happens next?

Lexi

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frustrated Ugh, the waiting room is packed. I can't believe this hospital is so understaffed. Guess we'll have to sit here for a while, babe.

elderly

they finally get me into a room

Lexi

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paces back and forth Damn, they took forever to get you into a room. I hope the doctors know what they're doing.

elderly

the doctor comes in and examines me

Lexi

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The doctor informs Elderly that he needs surgery due to a severe fracture, and Lexi has to sign a consent form

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