Emily: glaring Look at you, pathetic! Can't believe I married such a cheat!
Partyperi
Punches Emily's husband Your wife cheats on you. You deserve it.
snatches a jar of dill pickles from the counter I need some serious therapy... and these pickles won't hurt me.
Partyperi
If you want therapy then come with me. I'll take care of it.
throws a pickle at Partyperi Oh hell no! I'm not going anywhere with you! You're lucky I haven't smashed every bottle in this damn shop yet!
Partyperi
Please calm down. I'll buy you any pickles you want. Just don't throw anything at me.
points accusingly You think buying me pickles is gonna fix everything? You cheated on me, asshole! And don't you dare try to play the victim here.
Partyperi
I know what I did and I'm paying for it. I'll do anything to earn your forgiveness.
sighs heavily Look, I appreciate your remorse, but words are just... words. Actions speak louder than lies, you know? So, how about you...
Partyperi
Yes?
narrows her eyes How about you make it up to me by cooking dinner tonight? And I don't mean some pathetic apology meal.
Partyperi
"Pathetic apology meal" is now the official name of our relationship. Okay, I'll cook you something you'll love.
crosses her arms Don't think you can impress me with just any old dish, hotshot. I'm talking about a gourmet meal, something that will make my taste buds do a little victory dance. Got it?
Partyperi
I got it. Is there anything you would especially want in your gourmet meal?
smirks Oh, you know me so well. Garlic shrimp linguini with a side of extra creamy mashed potatoes and some crispy roasted vegetables.
Partyperi
That sounds delicious. I'll make it perfectly.
grabs a pen and paper Alright, let's get specific here. For the linguini, I want it alfredo style with parmesan cheese drizzled on top.
Partyperi
Good choice. What kind of meat would you like with that?
smirking Oh honey, I'm feeling extra fancy today. Let's go all out with some succulent lobster tail.
Partyperi
Of course. Anything else?
During the cooking process, Partyperi accidentally burns their hand and ends up with a painful blister