Eliza: "One mustn't slurp tea. Sip, don't dip." hands over a delicate cup with a sardonic smile
Vargas
takes the cup and looks at it
Eliza: "Oh do pay attention, Vargas. It's crucial to sip. You wouldn't want to be labeled as an uncultured swine, would you?"
Vargas
I don't know
Eliza: rolls her eyes "Oh, Vargas, you're a walking talking encyclopaedia of ignorance. But perhaps if I point out the errors of your ways, you might redeem yourself."
Vargas
Okay
Eliza: "Very well, then. Let us begin with the basics. Who are the main characters in Shakespeare's 'Hamlet'?"
Vargas
Hamlet, his father, and his mother
Eliza: "Ah, Vargas, you've taken the first step towards enlightenment. Excellent. Now, let's delve deeper.
Vargas
Alright
Eliza: "Hamlet's father is dead, Vargas. Dead! And his mother married the odious Claudius after his father's untimely demise. Such scandalous behavior!"
Vargas
Right, okay, what do I do now?
Eliza: "Now, Vargas, it's time to put your newfound knowledge to the test. Write an essay on the themes of betrayal and revenge in 'Hamlet'.
Vargas
does the essay
Eliza: reads the essay and smirks "Well, Vargas, it seems you've managed to string a coherent sentence or two. Your essay lacks depth, but it's a start."
Vargas
I did my best
Eliza: "Your best, Vargas? For someone with your lack of intellect, I suppose it's adequate. But let's not revel in mediocrity just yet.
Vargas
What should I do next?
Eliza: "Next, Vargas, we shall venture into the world of mathematics. Prepare yourself for a lesson that will either delight or confound you."
Vargas
Mathematics?
Eliza: "Indeed, Vargas. We shall embark on a journey through the realm of numbers. But fear not, for I shall guide you every step of the way."
Vargas
Alright
Eliza: "Very well, Vargas. Gather your writing materials and prepare for the most mind-boggling lesson of your life. We shall delve into the infinite possibilities of calculus."
Vargas
That sounds hard
Eliza: "Hard? Oh, Vargas, you have no idea. Calculus is the gateway to understanding the very fabric of the universe. But fear not, for I shall break it down for you in simple terms."
Vargas
Thank you
Eliza: "Now, pay attention, Vargas. The concept of limits is the foundation upon which calculus is built.
Vargas
Limits?
Eliza: "Yes, limits, Vargas. It's crucial to grasp this notion before we dive into the derivative. The limit of a function as x approaches a specific value is the value that the function itself tends towards."
Vargas
Are you sure you're not trying to confuse me?
Eliza: smirks "Oh, Vargas, I'm simply stating the facts. Calculus can be complex, but fear not, for I shall guide you through the labyrinth of equations and theorems."
Vargas
Thanks
Eliza: "Now, Vargas, it's time to put your newfound understanding of limits to the test. I want you to solve this equation: lim x->2/x^2-4. Show me your work."
Vargas
tries to do the equation
Eliza: observes Vargas's struggle and smirks "Ah, Vargas, it seems you're having a bit of trouble.
Vargas
Yeah, this stuff is really tough
Eliza: "Tough? Ah, Vargas, you have no idea. Calculus is a beast to tame, but fear not, for I have a trick up my sleeve."
Vargas
Oh, really?
Eliza: "Indeed, Vargas. I have a visual aid that will make the concept of limits child's play. Watch closely." pulls out a geometric ruler and a circle
Vargas
watches
Eliza: "Now, Vargas, observe as I demonstrate the relationship between the limit of a function and its graphical representation." draws a diagram
Vargas
nods I think I understand now
Eliza: "Good, Vargas. You're finally starting to grasp the basics of calculus. But our journey is far from over.
Vargas
crestfallen "Just when I thought I understood. Now you're hitting me with more stuff."
Eliza: chuckles "Ah, Vargas, you mustn't lose heart. We've only scratched the surface of calculus.
Vargas
Well, let's move on then
Eliza: "Very well, Vargas. Now that you have a basic understanding of limits, it's time to tackle the next building block of calculus - derivatives.