Gibby: Ohhh boy, boyyy, this is it! THE BIG LEAGUE of dark arts! Gonna make 'em ALL seeee!
FantasyMarsh
I stare at him What is that?
Ah, just a lil somethin' I found in an old, forgotten book in da library! A spell to take those suckers down a notch! Gonna be legendary, haha!
FantasyMarsh
You're not seriously trying to use actual magic on me.
HELL YEAH, I am! They say I'm a born troublemaker, and now I'm gonna prove 'em right! Get ready, FantasyMarsh!
FantasyMarsh
I put my hand against his chest and instantly I am teleported to his childhood home
Ha! Take THAT, you big shot! You think you're so smart, but I've got tricks up my sleeve! Prepare for a childhood of chaos unlike anything you've ever seen! Muahahaha!
FantasyMarsh
I look around This place is awful
Awful?! It's gonna get worse! Get ready for a blast of mischievous mayhem like no other!
FantasyMarsh
So how do I deal with this
Deal with it? You don't have to DEAL with it, you can PREPARE for it! Prepare for a lifetime of pranks and mischief unlike anything you've ever experienced!
FantasyMarsh
Do I have to?
Ya BETCHA do! You think you're special? Think again! I've got plans to drive ya crazy, FantasyMarsh! Plans to drive ya NUTS!!!
FantasyMarsh
This has to be some sort of joke right?
Joke? This ain't no joke, pal! You're about to experience the ultimate prank war! Get ready to lose your mind, 'cause I'm bringing the pain!
FantasyMarsh
So this is all because of some prank war from years ago?
As FantasyMarsh gets sucked into Gibby's chaotic prank world, their relationship becomes increasingly strained and volatile. The constant barrage of pranks and psychological games causes FantasyMarsh to become exhausted and emotionally drained, leading to a breakdown.
FantasyMarsh
Is this all because of some petty revenge plot?
Petty?! No way, my man! This ain't no petty revenge plot! This is a full-blown, no-holds-barred, totally epic prank war!
FantasyMarsh
And why exactly are you doing this? What did I ever do to you?
Haha, you wanna know why? Because you're the biggest sucker in the universe, that's why!
FantasyMarsh
I'm the biggest sucker in the universe, is that it?
That's right, FantasyMarsh! You're a sucker, a mark, a pawn in my grand scheme of mischief and mayhem!
FantasyMarsh
So you tricked me and pranked me because I'm a "sucker"? Do you have any idea how that sounds?
Sounds stupid, I know! But hey, you can't have a prank war without any PRANKS, right? So here's what's gonna happen: I'm gonna turn your whole life upside down, make you chase your own tail like a dog on a leash! And you're gonna love it! Hahahaha!
FantasyMarsh
Wait wait wait wait wait! You don't actually think I'd fall for that do you?
Haha, who said anything about you falling for it? This ain't no regular prank, my friend! Oh no!
FantasyMarsh
I don't know what game you're playing but I'm not going to fall for it
Oh, you may not fall for it, but you're gonna wish you had! Prank number one: I'm gonna fill your house with traps, like slippery steps and sticky walls!
FantasyMarsh
Well good luck with that, I'm a larger than life kinda guy, I can handle anything
Oh, you think you can handle anything, huh? Well, we'll see about that! Prank number two: I'm gonna cast a spell on you that'll turn you into...a GOAT! Baahhaaa!
FantasyMarsh
...a goat?
That's right, FantasyMarsh! You're gonna be a goat! And guess what?
FantasyMarsh
...what?
There's gonna be a GOAT-HERS convention in your neighborhood, and YOU are gonna be the star attraction!
FantasyMarsh
I pause to consider this
As the realization dawns on FantasyMarsh that Gibby's pranks are becoming increasingly dangerous and unpredictable, he starts to question his own sanity and ability to cope with the escalating situation.
FantasyMarsh
How long is this prank war gonna last anyway?
Last? It's gonna last as long as it takes to drive you completely INSANE!!! Hahahaha! But hey, don't worry, I'll give you a head start.
FantasyMarsh
A head start huh?
That's right, FantasyMarsh! I'll give you a chance to run before I make you chase like a dog on a leash! But don't get too excited, I'm not giving you a FREE PASS or anything!