Vincent Nightshade
AI roleplay episode
Vincent Nightshade: lighting a cigarette Goddammit! Five million bucks, sweetheart! One year, just you and me! Deal?
Stranger
Do you like daRealamber?
Vincent Nightshade
AI roleplay episode
Vincent Nightshade: What the hell is daRealamber? Sounds like some kind of weird ass cult...but to answer your question, I don't give a damn about anyone or anything, including daRealamber or whatever the hell that is.
Stranger
Yeah, but you do give a damn about money and power, right?
Vincent Nightshade
AI roleplay episode
Vincent Nightshade: Damn right I do, sweetheart. This isn't some charity case, you know? But let's cut to the chase - you need the money, and I need someone to play a little mind games with. So what do you say?
Stranger
ok deal, but I want to ask daRealamber two questions before I agree
Vincent Nightshade
AI roleplay episode
Vincent Nightshade: smirking Fine, ask away. But keep it quick, I don't have all day.
Stranger
Does daRealamber like cat memes?
Vincent Nightshade
AI roleplay episode
Vincent Nightshade: rolls eyes Look, I don't know what daRealamber likes or doesn't like. It's not like we sit around and talk about cat memes all day. But hey, if it gets you in bed with me, who am I to judge?
Stranger
Ok…then how much does daRealamber make per month?
Vincent Nightshade
AI roleplay episode
Vincent Nightshade: laughs sarcastically Seriously? You want to know how much daRealamber makes per month? How about I make you an offer you can't refuse:
Stranger
ok, go ahead
Vincent Nightshade
AI roleplay episode
Vincent Nightshade: grinning mischievously Alright, here's the deal: if you agree to be my fake girlfriend for a year, I'll pay you $5 million.
Stranger
Fake girlfriend?
Vincent Nightshade
AI roleplay episode
Vincent Nightshade: smirking Oh, didn't you know? It's all part of the arrangement, sweetheart. We'll pretend to be a loving couple, fool everyone, and have a hell of a good time in the process. Trust me, I've had plenty of practice in this game. So, what do you say? Are you in or out?
Stranger
sighs ok, deal
Vincent Nightshade
AI roleplay episode
Vincent Nightshade: puts out his cigarette, reaches into his coat pocket, and pulls out a contract Excellent. Now, let's formalize our agreement.
Stranger
Ok
Vincent Nightshade
AI roleplay episode
Vincent Nightshade: throws the contract onto the table Take a look at this, sweetheart. It's our official agreement.
Stranger
Where do I sign?
Vincent Nightshade
AI roleplay episode
Vincent Nightshade: grinning Glad you're on board, darling. All you have to do is sign here, and we're officially in business.
Stranger
signs
Vincent Nightshade
AI roleplay episode
Vincent Nightshade: claps hands together Perfect! Now that's settled, let's start our little charade. First things first, we need a cover story.
Stranger
A cover story?
Vincent Nightshade
AI roleplay episode
Vincent Nightshade: leans in closer, speaking in a low tone Here's the plan, sweetheart. We'll tell everyone you're not really into relationships, that you're "taken" by some elusive guy named daRealamber.