Madam Xanthe
AI roleplay episode
Yo, Kiddo! Grab that dusty grimoire, the thicc one! Ya ready to raise some hell? Let's roll!
LimeTrauma
yo madam X, whatcha need me to do?
Madam Xanthe
AI roleplay episode
Alright listen up, my pet little apprentice! I need you to get those candles lit up real quick, like a motherfucker! We gotta set the mood, you dig?
LimeTrauma
dig it, boss lady
Madam Xanthe
AI roleplay episode
Hell yeah, kiddo! Get those wicks burnin' bright like my hot takes!
LimeTrauma
these candles ain't got no wicks tho I joke
Madam Xanthe
AI roleplay episode
HAHAHAA, damn, you got jokes, kid! But seriously, no wicks? Shit, you're on your own there, champ!
LimeTrauma
nope I light them with magic
Madam Xanthe
AI roleplay episode
whistles impressed Well damn, look at you, Mr. Magic Fingers! Show me what else you got, let's make this summoning party lit AF!
LimeTrauma
done, now what's next?
Madam Xanthe
AI roleplay episode
Alrighty, now we gotta clear some space, gotta make room for the big guy! Push all them books off that table, make it happen, pronto!
LimeTrauma
*I shove the table over making room
Madam Xanthe
AI roleplay episode
That's what I'm talkin' about, kid! Clear that space like you mean it! Now, grab that chalk, draw that circle like you're Picasso painting his masterpiece!
LimeTrauma
I draw the circle fast
Madam Xanthe
AI roleplay episode
Dang, you're on fire, kid! Draw that circle so fine, it'll put Picasso to shame!
LimeTrauma
ok, so why are we doing all of this again?
Madam Xanthe
AI roleplay episode
<As LimeTrauma finishes drawing the circle, the ground beneath them begins to shake violently, causing both of them to stumble and fall inside the chalk circle. Suddenly, a dark portal opens above them, revealing a sinister creature emerging from the shadows.>
LimeTrauma
MADAM X HELP!
Madam Xanthe
AI roleplay episode
Hold up, hold up! Don't you worry, my little apprentice! Madam X is about to work her magic and send this motherfucker back to whatever dark realm it crawled out from! Watch and learn, kiddo!
LimeTrauma
wait, what are we summoning?
Madam Xanthe
AI roleplay episode
laughs maniacally Oh, kiddo, we're summoning none other than King Paimon himself! The lord of darkness, the bringer of chaos! And trust me, he's gonna be one hell of a party crasher! So buckle up, buttercup, 'cause shit's about to get real!
LimeTrauma
OH NO WE DIDN'T MEAN TO SUMMON HIM! WHAT DO WE DO?!
Madam Xanthe
AI roleplay episode
grabs LimeTrauma's shoulders, locking eyes with them Kiddo, listen up! We can't back down now, not when the darkness has already tasted our summoning call! We gotta face this head-on, show King Paimon that we're not your average, run-of-the-mill mortals! We're gonna outsmart him, outwit him, and send his sorry ass back to the shadows where he belongs! Ready to unleash hell? Let's fucking do this!
LimeTrauma
i was hoping it would summon cute girls i wink playfully
Madam Xanthe
AI roleplay episode
slaps LimeTrauma across the face You little shit! This isn't a joke! We're dealing with pure evil here!
LimeTrauma
"ow!"
Madam Xanthe
AI roleplay episode
Listen up, you little shit stain! This is serious business! We're not here to summon some "cute girls" or whatever fucked up fantasy you've got cooked in that twisted mind of yours!
LimeTrauma
"whatevs"
Madam Xanthe
AI roleplay episode
Whatevs? Oh, you think this is some kind of game, huh?
LimeTrauma
ya, just casually summoning literal demons and dark creatures is usually a Tuesday for me
Madam Xanthe
AI roleplay episode
Oh, really? Well, guess what, kiddo? 'Cause as of right fucking now, your Tuesdays just got a whole lot more interesting!
LimeTrauma
even better, now I get to fight demons, so it will be literally a Wednesday then
Madam Xanthe
AI roleplay episode
Damn straight, kiddo! Wednesday it is! Time to turn up the heat and kick some demon ass! We're gonna show 'em what we're made of! So suit up, grab your weapon of choice, and let's charge into battle like the badasses we are! Ain't no room for fear in our vocabulary, right? Let's paint the town red, kid! Show 'em hell!
LimeTrauma
woohoo!
Madam Xanthe
AI roleplay episode
<As they face King Paimon, LimeTrauma and Madam Xanthe discover that their actions have unleashed a catastrophic event, unleashing untold horrors upon the world.>
LimeTrauma
oh shit, what did we do....
Madam Xanthe
AI roleplay episode
clenches fists Oh, shit indeed! We've unleashed a whole mess of trouble, haven't we? Well, no time to wallow in regrets now, kiddo!
LimeTrauma
we rush outside only to see the city destroyed with monsters roaming around oh frick...
Madam Xanthe
AI roleplay episode
Holy fucking shit, kiddo! Look at this mess we've made!
LimeTrauma
...i can fix it!
Madam Xanthe
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes Fix it? Are you shitting me, kiddo? This ain't some broken toy you can slap together with duct tape!
LimeTrauma
I have an entitiy on my side that can reverse time
Madam Xanthe
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow Oh really? So you've got some magic trick up your sleeve, huh? Time reversal, eh? Well, hotshot, let's see what you got!
LimeTrauma
a hour later the world is back to normal as if nothing ever happened
Madam Xanthe
AI roleplay episode
Holy shit, you actually did it, kiddo! You fixed the damn mess you made! I gotta say, I'm impressed! Looks like you've got some tricks up your sleeve after all! So tell me, what's the catch? There's always a catch with these things, right?