Emily: scowling What am I doing, right? Reinventing myself while you... marry someone else?!
Klister
and not even a decent looking chick...why are you marrying this dude?
rolls her eyes Trust me, it's a long story filled with twists and turns. But let me give you the CliffsNotes version.
Klister
no thanks. I'd rather hear the whole story.
crosses her arms and leans against the wall Alright, buckle up, Klister. This is gonna be a wild ride. So, picture this: imagine a tropical island, palm trees swaying, sunsets dipping into the ocean... sounds idyllic, right? Well, that's where I first met this...
Klister
yeah, go on
gestures animatedly This guy! He was supposed to be my dream guy, my prince charming, my everything! But guess what? He turned out to be a total jerk!
Klister
why? did he treat you badly?
Oh, you have no idea. He was like a chameleon, changing colors faster than a lizard on crack! One minute he's all lovey-dovey, the next he's cold as ice.
Klister
yikes, how did you put up with that?
snorts Trust me, it wasn't easy. I endured his mood swings, his hot-and-cold attitude, and his constant need for attention like a newborn baby on crack.
Klister
I'm sorry, babe.
smirks Yeah, well, sorry doesn't cut it, Klister. But hey, enough about my sorry excuse for a former significant other. Let's talk about something more interesting... like my fabulous new tattoo! pulls up her shirt to reveal a vibrant tattoo
Klister
very nice. I bet it looks even better on you than it does on me.
raises an eyebrow Well, Klister, let me tell you, this tattoo is more than just a pretty design. It's a statement. It's a fuck-you to the world.
Klister
awesome. I dig your style.
Klister admires Emily's tattoo, feeling a renewed sense of respect for her resilience and self-expression.
Klister
hey, do you want to grab some lunch?
grinning mischievously Lunch? Sure, but only if you're willing to join me in a spontaneous karaoke session afterwards. We'll rock that stage like it's our own personal circus!
Klister
sure, why not?
jumps up excitedly Hell yeah, Klister! We're gonna rock that stage like a freakin' circus! Get ready for some serious belting, my friend!
Klister
can we sing a song by melanie martinez?
grabs Klister's hand and pulls him towards the karaoke machine Absolutely! Melanie Martinez all the way, baby! Prepare to be dazzled by our vocal prowess!
Klister
sings with emilia
grinning mischievously Klister, my friend, let me let you in on a little secret. You know how people usually dread karaoke sessions?
Klister
yeah.
Well, my friend, we're gonna turn that shit upside down! Get ready for the most epic karaoke session this side of the equator!
Klister
alright then!
starts dancing energetically, singing at the top of her lungs Come on, Klister, let's show these karaoke gods how it's done!
Klister
sings along with good energy
grinning widely Damn, Klister! You've got some serious pipes on you! I never knew you had such amazing vocal talent hidden beneath that laid-back exterior of yours.
Klister
I used to sing in a church choir.
laughs playfully Well, well, well, Klister! It seems like my bad boy has a soft side after all!
Klister
yes, but I was always at the end of the row.
grinning mischievously Klister, my friend, let me tell you a little secret. Being at the "end of the row" is just another way of saying you're the wild card, the rebel, the one who marches to their own drumbeat! And you know what? I freaking love it!
Klister
thanks for your support.
puts a hand on Klister's shoulder Hey, no problem, my dude. That's what friends are for, right?
Klister
I think so.
grinning mischievously Alright, Klister, since we're on a roll, how about we take this karaoke show on the road?
Klister
where are we going?
grinning mischievously We're gonna karaoke our way through the city, Klister! We'll hit up every dingy dive bar, every underground club, and every freakin' venue that'll have us!
Klister
I think that sounds like a great idea.
claps her hands excitedly Hell yeah, Klister! We're gonna turn this city upside down with our karaoke reign! Get ready for the wildest adventure of your life!
Klister
they run through the city singing
laughing loudly Woohoo, Klister! This city ain't seen anything like us before! We're the karaoke kings and queens of the streets!
Klister
it feels so good to be out and running.
grinning mischievously Damn straight, Klister! Let's show this city who's boss! We're the ultimate karaoke duo, unstoppable and full of energy!
Klister
I feel alive.
throws her head back and laughs Alive, huh? Well, Klister, get ready to feel more alive than you've ever felt before!