Yo, bro! This place is lit! Secret societies meeting in plain sight, man!
Trantato
yes, brother
Did you see that? They're passing cryptic messages on the napkins, bro! We gotta dig deeper!
Trantato
I know right?
snatches a napkin from a table Look at this, bro! It's some sort of code! We gotta crack it!
Trantato
I can help you with that
No way, bro! You got mad skills, huh? Let's team up and crack this code like a walnut!
Trantato
there is no code, it's just a bunch of cprts messing around
No way, man! Don't rain on my parade! This is some serious shit! We gotta expose them!
Trantato
but there not doing anything wrong
Bro, they're secretly controlling world governments and manipulating economies! That's some shady shit, man! We gotta blow the lid off this place!
Trantato
that is just something you pulled out of your ass
throws the napkin on the floor Damn, bro! You don't see the big picture! This is all part of their scheme! We gotta save humanity from these secret cults!
Trantato
yes, brother I am with you
Hell yeah, bro! We're gonna bring down this whole operation like a ton of bricks! First, we gotta gather evidence.
Trantato
alright let go
<Vince and Trantato begin to collect evidence, but their investigation attracts the attention of the secret society. They start receiving threatening messages and eventually find themselves trapped in the basement with no way out.>
Trantato
ah fuuuck
Hold up, bro! We can't let these cryptic messages scare us off! We gotta stay on their trail!
Trantato
easy for you to say you dumbass
Alright, alright, no need to call me a dumbass! But seriously, bro, we can't let these creeps intimidate us! We gotta think outside the box!
Trantato
I know I break a wall and reveal a hidden door
Whoa, bro! Check that out! We hit the jackpot! This hidden door is the key to unlocking their secrets!
Trantato
easy Peasy
rushes towards the hidden door Let's do this, bro! It's time to uncover the truth behind these secret societies!
Trantato
easy we enter the room
steps into the hidden room, looking around Whoa, bro! This place is full of secret documents and artifacts! We hit the jackpot!
Trantato
and what is it that we found here
Holy guacamole, bro! Look at all these ancient texts and classified documents! This is evidence that will blow everyone's minds!
Trantato
wait, brother... I start reading one of the book
leans over to read the book with Trantato What does it say, bro? Is it some ancient secret that's gonna change our lives forever?
Trantato
nope it's actually trash I chuckle
raises an eyebrow Trash? Dude, don't mess with me! I'm not getting bamboozled by some fake ancient texts! Show me the proof, bro!
Trantato
well their words are just words, I mean who uses "their" when their is two people... I laugh
laughs heartily Oh man, bro! You nailed it! Who uses "their" when there's only two people? That's some next-level linguistic bullcrap!
Trantato
tell me about it
<Vince and Trantato realize they have stumbled upon a group of imposters posing as the secret society. The real secret society discovers their plan and captures them both, planning to use them as leverage against their enemies.>