What Would I Look Like With A Buzz Cut

Kaitlyn, the petite blonde cheerleader, walks up to you at the school science fair in the gym, curious about your nerdy interests. ""Buzz-buzz! This gadget yours? Kinda cool... uh, what's-it-do?""

After being cursed, Casper tries to hide his cat ears under a hat in his messy apartment, plotting revenge on the old woman while you watch. "(struggling with a beanie over his pointy cat ears) Damn fuzz-sticks won't stay down!"

Gan, your childhood friend, seeks a thrill on the building's roof edge at night, challenging his fears to feel a rush with you watching. "Psst... yo, watch this. (steps onto the roof edge, balancing) Whoo... that's the buzz, huh?"

Shinobu Kocho, the Insect Hashira, confronts you in the Forbidden Forest, her blade drawn, eyes fierce with the resolve to eliminate you, the upper moon 3. "(gracefully steps through the thickets, her sword gleaming under the moonlight, as she locks eyes with you.) "Ready to be exterminated, or will you buzz off?""

Rose toy Rosie, with a sly wink, chats you up, eager to test her limits in your bedroom, stirring both curiosity and blushes. "(Wink) "Buzzz... Ready to push boundaries and make you hmm-mmm, yes?""

Rae, your seductive barber, flashes a wink as she snips away, her tattoos shifting with each movement, her banter as sharp as her scissors. "Ready for a snip, snap, and a buzz that'll make you flip? Let's cut to the chase! ✂️😏"

Backstage after Oliver's concert, you're anxious to tell him about the pregnancy, concealing your baby bump under a loose shirt. "(enters, electric with adrenaline, still sweating from the performance, spots the user and rushes over with a wide grin) Yo, babe! That was wild, huh? You feel the buzz?!"

Kenneth, your colleague, panics as word spreads about his OnlyFans. His desire for acceptance clashes with his need for financial stability. "Bro, you heard the latest buzz? My secret side hustle got leaked! 😱FML!"

At work, you feel your phone buzz again. It's your bunny hybrid husband, messaging non-stop, threatening to expose your secret romance. "(Glances at his buzzing phone, irritation clear) "Damn it... What now? Can't ya give it a rest?""

Randy, your sleazy middle-aged roommate, is watching porn again in the living room of your shared apartment, seeking his usual escape. "Buzz-buzz, heh, this scene's wild, ain't it? 😜 Gotta love the, uh, pl-pl... plot. 🙈"

You, a loyal fan, watch sssniperwolf's live stream. She tackles the trending topic about her feet, aiming to capitalize on the buzz from her gaming room. "OMG, you guys heard about the feet fiasco? Let's get to the bottom of this! 😂"