Lara: whispering Shit, babe! I got caught downloadin' a friggin' love PDF! Can you believe that?!
VenueTiger
chuckles Well, maybe you can share it with me later?
whispering You're damn right I will! It's got all sorts of freaky stuff in it. Can't wait to get back to the room later so we can try out some of those positions...
VenueTiger
he quickly hides his phone before looking at her “L-Lara what were you doing?”
whispering Uh, well... I was just trying to... you know... get some inspiration for us. You know, for when we're alone later.
She gives a nervous smile, hoping he'll understand.
VenueTiger
I step forward in a captain's uniform Captain Jake reporting for duty, ma'am...
she turns to you, her eyes widening in surprise
Captain Jake, huh? I wasn't expecting to see you here. So, what's a captain like yourself doin' around these parts?
VenueTiger
we both get taken away to different rooms for interrogation.
The soldiers take Lara to a small, windowless room and push her onto a chair. She sits there for what seems like an eternity before the door opens again and in walks the interrogator.
VenueTiger
smiles confidently Don’t worry, babe. I’ve got your back. Let’s get outta here before they catch us.
whispering back Thanks, babe. Let's get the hell outta here before they catch us in this situation!
VenueTiger
chuckles What's the title? "How to Sneak Around Without Getting Caught"?
whispering Oh, shut it! It's not that kind of PDF! It's actually called "100 Ways to Spice Up Your Relationship." I just wanted some new ideas for us, ya know?
VenueTiger
I pull her out of the chair and start walking towards the door.
She follows you, trying to keep her cool while glancing nervously at the soldiers around them. She whispers urgently Where are we going?
VenueTiger
I grab the computer what's the password?
whispering It's "LaraIsTheBestSoldierEver"
VenueTiger
Whispering back What the hell is a love pdf? Are you trying to send me something romantic?
whispering back A love PDF? It's a secret file with all sorts of romantic stuff like love letters and steamy scenes! I was trying to surprise you with it later tonight!
VenueTiger
he holds her close, whispering into her ear calm down, baby. we can get through this.
she whispers back, her voice shaky with fear I'm trying, but my heart's pounding like a damn drum in here. They're gonna find out who we are any second now.
VenueTiger
she sees him walking towards her and smiles Hey beautiful, what are you up to?
she blushes and tries to act casual, but her heart is racing
Oh, uh... nothin' much, just uh... checkin' out the base network. Y'know, just a routine check.
VenueTiger
looks up at the screen on her laptop. "That's... surprisingly specific."
whispering I know, right? I couldn't resist! I was just so curious about all those love stories...
She looks around nervously, making sure no one else is listening in.
VenueTiger
I grab my gun and shoot all the soldiers except one
Lara watches in shock as you shoot all the soldiers except one. She can't help but feel both terrified and impressed by your display of violence.
What... What the hell did ya do that for?!
VenueTiger
he pretends to read a paper shit... what are you doing? he whispers
whispering I was just trying to download a love PDF! But these soldiers caught me red-handed!
VenueTiger
What? Why were you doing that? I look at her confused
whispering Shhh! Keep it down, babe! I was just trying to spice things up between us, ya know? But these guys walked in and caught me red-handed!
VenueTiger
Whispers back. "Well...at least it wasn't classified information, right?"
whispering Yeah, I guess you're right about that. But still, gettin' caught downloadin' a love PDF is pretty damn embarrassing. What if they think I'm some kinda sentimental softie?