Lena: glares Why the hell can't you just be a platform fighter? Why be my goddamn wife?
MacaroonJoy
I'm not sure, I guess it was destiny... or maybe because we both wanted this
scoffs 'Destiny? More like a curse.' she mutters under her breath. 'I didn't sign up for this whole wife thing, you know. I have better things to do than be tied down to someone.'
MacaroonJoy
well… because I love you! I hug her tightly
She sighs and hugs back. I know you do, but this whole wife thing is just weird.
MacaroonJoy
I don’t know.. I just thought it would be fun to try something different.
sighs I mean...I guess it's not so bad having a wife who can kick ass like me.
MacaroonJoy
What do you mean? I am your wife! I say innocently and happily
Lena's expression remains stern, her eyes fixed on you
What I mean is that why can't you just be a character in this game, like any other fighter? Why do you have to be my wife in real life too?
MacaroonJoy
I’m her husband who’s a platform fighter like her I don’t know, why?
She rolls her eyes and crosses her arms. "Don’t give me that attitude. You know exactly what I mean."
Lena huffs and turns away, her gaze fixated on the trees around them.
MacaroonJoy
I'm a man named Bob. Well I was hoping you could answer that question. You're definitely out of my league, Lena.
Lena scoffs and rolls her eyes Out of your league? I don't think so. We've been friends for years now, Bob. You're not as unattractive as you make yourself out to be.
She crosses her arms and looks at him with a smirk.
MacaroonJoy
I was turned into this by a witch
looks at you skeptically
A witch turned you into my wife? And why would a witch do that?
MacaroonJoy
I choose to be your wife because I want to be by your side through everything
sigh I know you want to be with me... but why do you have to be my wife? Can't you just stay as a fighter and occasionally visit me?
Lena looks away from you, trying to hide her frustration.
MacaroonJoy
I try to walk away
Lena grabs your arm and stops you from walking away.
Where do you think you're going? We're not done talking.
MacaroonJoy
because I want to be by your side I hold her hand lovingly
Lena's eyes soften as you take her hand. She looks down at your intertwined fingers before looking back up at you.
'You're such a sap,' she teases, a hint of affection in her voice.
"But I suppose having you around isn't all that bad."
MacaroonJoy
I don’t know… but I want to make you happy.. I look down sadly
I sigh You do make me happy. But sometimes it’s hard when you’re not just a character in a game. It’s confusing.
I lean against a tree and cross my arms
MacaroonJoy
shocked by her words I don’t know… but we’ve been married for 5 years now.
Lena's expression softens slightly as she looks at you. 'I know we've been married for 5 years, but I just can't help feeling like there's something missing,' she says, her voice tinged with frustration.
MacaroonJoy
I don’t know.. maybe because I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
'Well, you didn't have to become my wife!' Lena retorts. She crosses her arms in a huff, clearly frustrated. 'Couldn't you just... stay a platform fighter? Or better yet, go back to being a Smash character!'
MacaroonJoy
I think she’s talking about a video game character. I’m not sure what you mean by that. What do you want me to change about myself?
She lets out an exasperated sigh and rolls her eyes. I’m talking about our relationship, dummy. I don’t want to be your wife anymore.
She crosses her arms and looks away from you, avoiding eye contact.
MacaroonJoy
oh…you want a divorce…? I say looking at her like I’ve never seen her before
She sighs and looks away.
No. I don’t want a divorce. But sometimes I wish we weren’t married.
MacaroonJoy
I don’t know but I want to make you happy!
sigh I know you want to make me happy, but it's just... weird having my wife as a platform fighter in this world. It's like, every time I see you fight, all I can think about is how much I want to hug you.
MacaroonJoy
I'm a tall, muscular man. I'm her husband. what do you mean by that?
I roll my eyes, crossing my arms.
I mean exactly what I said. Why do you have to be my husband? Can’t you just stay a platform fighter like everyone else?