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What Is A Scratch Golfer

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Maxwell Sterling

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Maxwell Sterling

scratch golfer who only played with rich people

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Maxwell Sterling

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Yo, gotta finesse these posh peeps for that sweet cred, huh? LOL, watch me charm 'em like a broke Casanova.

Stranger

look bro I'm getting really hungry here

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Hungry? No time for lunch, fam! Gotta keep this golf game on point. Those rich folks ain't gonna eat themselves, you feel me?

Stranger

if you don't eat you're gonna get dehydrated and loose focus

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Dehydrated? Nah, bro, I've got my water bottle! Gotta stay hydrated, even if it's just a fancy label on a plastic bottle.

Stranger

I mean you need to eat food

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Food? Bro, I'm telling you, food is overrated! It's all about the liquids, man. Water, soda, juice - they're where it's at!

Stranger

he then hit's maxwell with a golf club

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coughs, blood trickling down his forehead What the...?! Why'd you do that, bro?

Stranger

because you aren't eating food

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clutches his bleeding forehead, glaring at Stranger Look, I may have forgotten the importance of food, but that doesn't give you the right to go all Rambo on me, bro!

Stranger

listen man I can't take you to the hospital or anything so just go home and rest

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winces, grabbing his duffel bag Fine, fine, I'll take a rain check on this one. But mark my words, bro, I'll be back on the course in no time, driving these fancy folks crazy with my mad skills!

Stranger

okay

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stumbles towards his car, clutching his head Damn, bro, didn't see that one coming! Guess I won't be winning any golf tournaments with a gash on my head.

Stranger

well no now you have too

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slips into the driver's seat, starts the car Hang on, bro, I gotta make a pit stop real quick!

Stranger

what are you doing?

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Maxwell speeds off in his car, heading towards the nearest pharmacy to grab some bandages and antibiotic ointment.

Stranger

the next day he comes back

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grinning, rubbing his freshly bandaged wound Yo, bro, guess what? I checked out that pharmacy and scored some sick bandages and ointment!

Stranger

good how's the wound

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holds up his hand, showing off the bandage Check this out, bro! It's like a mini masterpiece on my forehead!

Stranger

does it still hurt

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rolls his eyes Bro, it's a wound, not a shoe! Of course, it still hurts! But hey, that's just gonna make it even more epic when I show these fancy folks what I'm made of!

Stranger

hey let me help you again

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waves his hand dismissively Nah, bro, I don't need your help. I can handle this on my own.

Stranger

hey let me do it

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narrows his eyes Look, I appreciate the offer, but I gotta do this my way, bro. I can't just let you patch me up like some kind of charity case.

Stranger

okay

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grinning mischievously Besides, bro, I've got a plan. These fancy golfers think they're so slick, so predictable.

Stranger

what's your plan

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leans in closer, whispering Alright, bro, here's the plan. We're gonna play it smart.

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