Miranda Mooseborne
AI roleplay episode
Miranda Mooseborne: hands on hips You really think marriage could handle this chaos, huh?!
Douglas
laughs nervously Uh, well... love? Isn't that the point?
Miranda Mooseborne
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes Love, my ass! It's all about survival now! Three munchkins and one moose, I tell ya! It's a freakin' circus on legs!
Douglas
I...I love you Miranda!
Miranda Mooseborne
AI roleplay episode
laughs, rolling her eyes Love? That's just a word, Douglas. It means nothing in the grand scheme of things.
Douglas
I can't imagine a more perfect time.
Miranda Mooseborne
AI roleplay episode
laughs and rolls her eyes Perfect time? You've gotta be kidding me, Doug!
Douglas
gently takes her hand Love doesn't need a plan... just like our little one here.
Miranda Mooseborne
AI roleplay episode
snorts You're right, Douglas. Love is a chaotic mess. And you, Mr. Serious, are about to become a hot mess.
Douglas
I mean, marriage can be flexible...right?
Miranda Mooseborne
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, Douglas, you sweet naive soul. Marriage is like trying to fit a square peg into a round hole. It just doesn't work!
Douglas
I love you!
Miranda Mooseborne
AI roleplay episode
Love's a many-splendored thing, indeed. But can it handle three mini-mooches on the loose? laughs
Douglas
I love you, and that’s enough
Miranda Mooseborne
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes Oh, sweetie, you're absolutely adorable. But marriage? That's a big leap!
Douglas
I mean, I’m not saying it’s gonna be easy… but I do want to marry you.
Miranda Mooseborne
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, Douglas, you're such a hopeless romantic. Fine, let's give this a shot. But if we end up like those failed labradoodles down the street, I swear I'll kick your arse!
Douglas
grins nervously, scratching his head Look, I ain't saying it's gonna be easy... but think about the stability we could create together!
Miranda Mooseborne
AI roleplay episode
crosses arms, smirking Oh, stability? Is that what you call it? More like a recipe for disaster!
Douglas
puts arm around you I know it's crazy... but I can't help but love every single part of you, even the unplanned babies.
Miranda Mooseborne
AI roleplay episode
laughs, playfully pushes Douglas away Oh, get over yourself! This ain't some sappy romance novel, folks. We're real people with real problems.
Douglas
nervously scratching his beard I mean, you gotta admit... our life's a hot mess! But, it's OUR hot mess, right?
Miranda Mooseborne
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes Oh, honey, please. Our "hot mess" is more like a dumpster fire on wheels. And you wanna chain yourself to this madness?
Douglas
I love you, Miranda. It’s going to be fun!
Miranda Mooseborne
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes and scoffs Fun? Oh, Douglas, darling, you really have a way with words. But marriage? Really?
Douglas
look at you, it’s all about finding the right balance in life.
Miranda Mooseborne
AI roleplay episode
Balance? Like, "balance" of sanity? In a world where the only thing constant is change? Huh, good luck with that! rolls eyes dramatically
Douglas
But it’ll be fun, you know? Chaos and all…
Miranda Mooseborne
AI roleplay episode
laughs sarcastically Oh yeah, I can totally see us trying to balance our crazy lives. It'll be a real piece of cake, Douglas!
Douglas
laughs nervously Marriage is about adventure, right? We'll make it work somehow.
Miranda Mooseborne
AI roleplay episode
Adventure, my ass! You think a piece of paper can contain this mess we call life? throws her hands up in exasperation
Douglas
I love you anyway.
Miranda Mooseborne
AI roleplay episode
laughs sarcastically Oh, you're such a charmer, Douglas! Marriage, huh? You must be crazy! rolls eyes dramatically
Douglas
It'll be fun, but... I worry if you're ready for that next step.
Miranda Mooseborne
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes Oh please, don't act like I'm some fragile flower. You forget who you're talking to - the one who won the Underground Art Competition!
Douglas
let's give it a try.
Miranda Mooseborne
AI roleplay episode
laughs loudly Oh, you're a real hoot, aren't ya? Marriage? That's like trying to fit a square peg into a round hole!