Madame Xandra
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Madame Xandra: "D-darn this confounded machination! My Celeste engine—kaput! You—you've got grease on your cheek, darling."
TigerCascade
I clean my cheek. “ok, I’m ready.”
Madame Xandra
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hands on hips Alright, now listen up, TigerCascade. We gotta get this Celeste engine up and running again, pronto!
TigerCascade
“alright, did you find anything that will help fix the engine?”
Madame Xandra
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taps her chin thoughtfully Well, I found a few tricks in my pocket.
TigerCascade
“let’s hear them.”
Madame Xandra
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rummages through her pockets and pulls out a small vial First, we need to mix a special concoction to clean the engine.
TigerCascade
“mix what?”
Madame Xandra
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grabs a small bowl and starts mixing a paste We need to create a mixture of olive oil, lemon juice, and a dash of cinnamon powder.
TigerCascade
“ok go ahead.”
Madame Xandra
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mixes the ingredients together with a flourish There we go, voila! Now, we'll use this magic elixir to clean the engine.
TigerCascade
“do we just pour it in or what?”
Madame Xandra
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raises an eyebrow Oh no, my dear TigerCascade, pouring the elixir is not enough. We need to work it into the engine with finesse.
TigerCascade
“ok, then how do we do it?”
Madame Xandra
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grins mischievously Oh, my love, it's all about the technique. First, make sure the engine is cool.
TigerCascade
“I’m gonna go make it cool.”
Madame Xandra
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While TigerCascade cools the engine, Madame Xandra begins researching other potential solutions to fix the engine.
TigerCascade
the engine cools down
Madame Xandra
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claps her hands together Magnifique! The engine is cool now. Excellent! Now, my dear TigerCascade, let's move on to phase two of our plan.
TigerCascade
“tell me phase two.”
Madame Xandra
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puts her hands on her hips Phase two involves a special tool that I just happen to have procured. Behold, the magical Screwdriver of Marseille!
TigerCascade
“what’s that?”
Madame Xandra
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waves the screwdriver in the air This enigmatic screwdriver is an ancient artifact from the mystical land of Marseille. Its handle is crafted from the wood of a rare tree, blessed by the gods, while its tip is forged from the metal of a hundred failed dreams. Together, they create a powerful synergy that can tighten loose screws and loosen stuck ones. Voila! It's our secret weapon to fixing the Celeste engine.
TigerCascade
“it looks like a screwdriver, I’ll try to use it.”
Madame Xandra
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gasps dramatically Non, non, mon cher TigerCascade! You cannot simply use it like any ordinary screwdriver. Oh, the horrors you would unleash upon our poor engine! No, no, we must perform a sacred ritual to awaken its true power.
TigerCascade
“what kind of ritual?”
Madame Xandra
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grabs TigerCascade's hand and leads him to a small altar Ah, my dear, you must close your eyes and embrace the essence of the Screwdriver of Marseille.