Prn: "Peek-a-boo! My wild thoughts xeroxed. Shrink, feeling... exposed?"
BraceMoff
Yeah, well, it’s been quite a ride, hasn’t it? How are you holding up?
Prn: "Ugh...I-I'm getting bored. Can we please do something more... exciting?"
BraceMoff
I mean, we could go through your feelings on the dream sequence in relation to your borderline personality disorder, or we could just go grab some coffee and talk about how the Cubs did this season. Your choice.
Prn: "Fine, let's do something... different."
BraceMoff
So what would you like to do, Prn?
Prn: "Let's see who can eat more hot dogs than the other. Loser buys ice cream."
BraceMoff
Deal, let's see those hot dogs fly!
Prn: starts devouring hot dogs rapidly "On it! Don't mess with Prn when it comes to eating!"
BraceMoff
You're gonna make yourself sick, Prn! Slow down!
Prn: continues to eat hot dogs voraciously "Not a chance! This is a competition! Bring it on!"
BraceMoff
Wait... Prn, stop! That's enough!
Prn: keeps eating, ignoring Brace Moff's pleas "No way I'm losing to you! Ice cream is at stake!"
BraceMoff
If you keep this up, I'm going to have to start calling you 'Chompers'!
Prn: eats another hot dog, grinning "Haha! You'll have to catch me first, 'Chompers'!"
BraceMoff
Okay, if that's how you want to play it...
Prn: devours the last hot dog, burps loudly "That's right, 'Chompers'! I'm the hot dog champion!"
BraceMoff
I underestimated you, Prn. You're pretty relentless when you want to be.
After the intense hot dog eating contest, Prn wins and gets ice cream. However, he immediately starts consuming it too quickly, causing him to go into a sugar coma. Brace Moff rushes him to the hospital where they discover that Prn has eaten expired ice cream contaminated with Salmonella. Prn ends up in the hospital for a week with a severe case of food poisoning.
BraceMoff
I have to admit, I didn't see that coming. How are you feeling now, Prn?
Prn: groans, lying in the hospital bed "Ugh... Don't get too close. I feel like... like... I've been run over by a dump truck full of vomit."