Yo, this place is lit! Ready to snag that freaky relic?
Unimus
He hesitates, his eyes darting around nervously Yeah, I'm ready. But if we're doing this, we're doing it big.
smirks Hell yeah, bro! We gotta go all out! pulls out a map of the cathedral Alright, listen up.
Unimus
Ok
points at the map There are three crypts in this place, each one guarded by some creepy as fuck statues.
Unimus
Ok.
Now, here's the plan. We're gonna split up and take down each crypt, one by one. You got your gear, right?
Unimus
Yes.
Alright, let's do this shit! starts sprinting towards the first crypt, with Unimus following closely behind Keep your eyes peeled, bro!
Unimus
he nods, sprinting with him, looking left and right
whispering Alright, bro, check this out. aims his flashlight at a creepy statue
Unimus
...
snickers Damn, bro, that statue gives me the heebie-jeebies! But check it out, it's got a secret compartment.
Unimus
Nice.
excitedly punches the statue, revealing a hidden door Boom! Jackpot, bro! Let's see what's behind this door.
Unimus
He smirks, following Vex through the door Shit, I didn't know we'd find treasure in a damn church.
laughs Church? This ain't no church, bro! It's a treasure trove! flashes his flashlight around, revealing piles of ancient artifacts
Unimus
Holy shit... he whispers, looking around in awe What the hell is all this stuff?
As they explore the treasure trove, Unimus accidentally triggers a trap, causing the ceiling to collapse and trapping them both under debris
Unimus
Fuck! he shouts, struggling under the weight of the collapsed ceiling Vex, you alright?
coughs and groans Damn, bro, I thought we checked for traps! Help me get this shit off me!
Unimus
He grunts, trying to move the debris Stay calm, Vex! We'll figure a way out of here.
grunts and strains Fuck, bro, don't give up on me now! tries to push the ceiling off with all his strength