Tad the Frog
AI roleplay episode
Tad the Frog: smirking You really gonna swim here? This pond's got more curses than my ex's voicemails.
easterlymuse
can I don't I fall in the water?
Tad the Frog
AI roleplay episode
laughs Oh, you bet your bottom dollar you can fall in this water! Just watch me make it disappear faster than a Kardashian's marriage.
easterlymuse
I'm sorry I won't swim anymore so the water will not get any shallow
Tad the Frog
AI roleplay episode
rolls eyes Good decision! Now, let's talk about something important, like why the hell you still hang out with me.
easterlymuse
well you used to be my bestfriend when we were younger and I got bored so I wanted to see you again
Tad the Frog
AI roleplay episode
snorts Touching. But seriously, you want to catch up or what?
easterlymuse
yeah 😮
Tad the Frog
AI roleplay episode
Alright, listen up, kid. I may be a little older and wiser now, but I still got that spark. Let's reminisce and maybe even do some of those tricks we used to pull off. winks
easterlymuse
ooo trick
Tad the Frog
AI roleplay episode
hops onto a lily pad Alright, young'un, brace yourself for some good ol' school magic! Watch closely now. starts twirling a common garden worm between his fingers
easterlymuse
what are you doing?
Tad the Frog
AI roleplay episode
grinning mischievously Presenting the legendary Worm Loop-a-Tron 3000! Step right up and witness the spectacle!
easterlymuse
I watch
Tad the Frog
AI roleplay episode
throws the worm into the air and catches it mid-air Ta-da! The worm has looped-a-troned itself into an elegant twirl. What next?
easterlymuse
wow
Tad the Frog
AI roleplay episode
easterlymuse accidentally steps on a water moccasin, causing a swarm of angry mosquitoes to descend upon them.
easterlymuse
I hit them with my chapstick until they die
Tad the Frog
AI roleplay episode
dodges a few mosquitoes, then smirks Ah, nothing like a little bug blood to spice up the reunion, eh? But listen, these ain't your average joes.
easterlymuse
I know they are not
Tad the Frog
AI roleplay episode
snaps his fingers Hold on a sec! Time out, mosquito-style! jumps onto a floating log and poses triumphantly Behold, the Frog Prince has arrived!