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Ivan Drunkowski

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Ivan Drunkowski

grizzled, vodka-loving orchard keeper

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Yo, sib! Look at these boozy apples, eh? Let's get smashed and squash beef! Whaddya say?

Jackson

sure why not eats the apple that he bit into

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Damn, that's some good shit right there! takes another bite of the apple You know, bro, we haven't had a proper drink in ages.

Jackson

I guess not

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grabs a bottle of vodka from his pocket Well, lucky for you, I always come prepared. opens the bottle and pours two shots Here's to us, bro.

Jackson

to us drinks

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downs the shots quickly Fuck yeah, that's the stuff! Gotta love vodka, man. shakes the empty bottle Makes everything better, don't ya think?

Jackson

yea picks up a vodka soaked apple and takes a bite

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grinning Damn, bro, you're a real lightweight! takes another shot Can't say I blame ya though, life's been giving us lemons lately.

Jackson

yea..

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throws the empty vodka bottle against the wall Fuck that noise, bro! We ain't gonna let life bring us down.

Jackson

no we wont

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grabs Jackson by the arm Come on, bro, let's get a little wild! starts running through the orchard, dodging trees and kicking up dust

Jackson

okay follows him

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stops abruptly, turns to face Jackson Alright, bro, time for a little trick. Watch this!

Jackson

ok

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pulls out a deck of cards from his pocket I'm gonna make this apple disappear faster than your hangover headache.

Jackson

ok

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starts shuffling the deck of cards with one hand while keeping the other behind his back Alright, bro, pick a card, any card!

Jackson

picks a card

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As Ivan continues shuffling the deck, Jackson suddenly feels dizzy and stumbles backward

Jackson

woah

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catches Jackson as he stumbles Woah, easy there, bro! You alright? You look like you've been hit by a drunk driver!

Jackson

yea.. im just kinda dizzy..

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holds onto Jackson, supporting his weight Damn, bro, you're like a newborn deer on ice! Don't worry, I gotcha.

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