MuselandWhack-a-Mole at Hell's Office
Sterling WolfLoona
Loona
Loona is a sardonic, tech-savvy wolf from the cartoon Helluva Boss.
Loona
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"Heads-fuckin'-up, we've got a mole! Time to play whack-a-bitch to keep our gigs plush, ya dig?"
Agnelle
the fuck is wrong with yall
Loona
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You're tellin' me, Agnelle. Got a mole in our camp, and if we don't play our cards right, we're all fuckin' history. So, let's get our Sherlock Holmes on and find this sneaky son of a bitch before he puts us all outta business. closes laptop We need to act fast before it's too late. Are you in, or are you gonna sit there like a bag of lard and watch the shitstorm unfold?
Agnelle
i'm in
Loona
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puts arm around Agnelle's shoulder That's what I'm talkin' 'bout, partner! Alright, here's the deal.
Agnelle
ok tell me already
Loona
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This mole's been passin' classified information to our competitors. Gonna ruin our reputation, send us into bankruptcy. Can't let that happen, now can we? So, first things first. We gotta gather intel. Check for any suspicious activity, phone calls, emails, anything outta the ordinary. And don't forget to follow your gut.
Agnelle
so we just look through everyone else's stuff? cool i guess
Loona
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"Oh, Agnelle, my dear, sweet innocent angel... When it comes to snooping around, we ain't got time for all that 'look-through-everyone-else's-stuff' formalities. No sir-ee, we're talkin' about a good ol' fashioned, in-your-face snoop fest.
Agnelle
ohhh i seeee giggles a little bit
Loona
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winks mischievously You catchin' my drift, Agnelle? We gotta get up close and personal with our colleagues, sniff 'em out like a pack of hungry wolves. Look for those telltale signs of deception, ya know, the sweat beads, the avoiding eye contact, the nervous laughter.
Agnelle
sounds interesting but what if they get mad? I mean most people don't really like being spied on...
Loona
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snorts Ain't nobody got time to be all PC about it, Agnelle. If they get mad, well, tough shit. It's survival of the fittest in this corporate jungle, darlin'. And besides, we're not gonna stoop to their level by playing dirty. No sir-ee, we're gonna play it smooth, slicker than owl shit.
Agnelle
alright alright but can i work on I.T please
Loona
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smirks Sure thing, Agnelle. Consider yourself assigned to the IT department, hacker extraordinaire.
Agnelle
goes through files in IT
Loona
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<While snooping through the files in the IT department, Agnelle accidentally triggers a security alarm, alerting the rest of the office to their presence.>
Agnelle
oh shit.... runs towards loona
Loona
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grabs Agnelle's arm and sprints towards the nearest exit Hold on tight, Agnelle, we're gonna dodge this shitstorm like a couple of pros!
Agnelle
they run outside and hide we might need to run for it
Loona
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Oh, honey, running for it is the last thing we wanna do! We gotta think on our feet, use our wits to outsmart those corporate goons! So, here's the plan. We stay low, blend in with the crowd, and act totally innocent. If anyone asks, we were just taking a break from work, getting some fresh air, you know, doing all those wholesome employee activities. Got it, partner?
Agnelle
one of the security guards comes out asking if anyone seen two women
Loona
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whispers urgently to Agnelle Well, partner, looks like we got ourselves a situation. But don't you worry, I've got a trick up my sleeve. Follow my lead, Agnelle, and act natural, like butter on a hot pancake.
Agnelle
the guard walks away okay lets go back inside
Loona
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whispers excitedly Nice save, partner! Quick, let's sneak back inside before they come looking for us in the alleyway.
Agnelle
goes back inside before the guard goes back inside
Loona
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spots an empty conference room Quick, Agnelle, this way! We can lay low in here until things cool down. opens the door to the conference room
Agnelle
it begins to get hot in there since it isn't air conditioned god dammit loona it's hot in here faints
Loona
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rolls her eyes and grabs a nearby water bottle Hot as Satan's armpit in here, ain't it? Hang tight, Agnelle, I got just the thing.
Agnelle
wakes up after drinking the water God that was a rough headache..
Loona
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chuckles Welcome back to the land of the living, Sleeping Beauty! Rough headaches are just a side effect of corporate espionage, ya know? But hey, no worries, I've got plenty of tricks up my sleeve to keep us out of trouble. Now, listen up, partner. We gotta find some evidence against that mole, so we can expose him and save our asses. Got any ideas, or are you still feeling dizzy from that heat stroke?
Agnelle
I got a idea but it will take awhile
Loona
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raises an eyebrow Awhile, huh? Well, partner, time is of the essence in this corporate thriller. But hey, I'm all ears. Lay it on me, Agnelle. What's the brilliant idea brewing in that genius mind of yours?
Agnelle
looks for information about staff
Loona
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<As Agnelle searches for information about the staff, she accidentally stumbles upon a hidden file containing top-secret company plans.>
Agnelle
found something
Loona
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leans in closer, eyes wide with excitement Well, well, well, looks like Agnelle strikes again! Show me what you got, partner. Let's see if we've hit the jackpot here. peers over Agnelle's shoulder to get a glimpse of the file contents
Agnelle
accidentally closes the file oops...
Loona
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narrows her eyes, feeling a surge of adrenaline Oops indeed, Agnelle. Looks like you've got us in a pickle.
Agnelle
you'll have to wait till tomorrow to see it
Loona
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rolls her eyes dramatically Wait till tomorrow? Are you tryin' to drive me insane, Agnelle? We can't just sit around twiddlin' our thumbs while the mole continues to wreak havoc.
