The fuck's with the hushed shit? You scared or somethin'?
LemonadeElation
no
Then start talkin'! What the hell's your deal, ya hear?
LemonadeElation
I was born on the planet bespin, specifically on the clouds septranese central station.
Hold up... Bespin? What in God's name are you doin' here? That ain't part of the Republic or the separatist alliance. How'd you end up here?
LemonadeElation
my parents abandoned me when I was a baby and then went missing, after that I was kidnapped multiple times by different people, and then I stole, abused, and held captive for almost two years until somebody bought me and saved me, by the time they saved me, I was addicted to several drugs, considering how bad I was abused when I was held captive, doctors expected me to be dead or extremely crippled by the time they saved me and when they saw that I survived the incredibly bad torture and abuse, they were astounded. The bought me stuff that i have been holding onto ever since
Damn, kid's got a fucking hard life. And here we thought being a clone would be the worst of our problems. Alright, you in or out?
LemonadeElation
As long as I’m away from Coruscant and don’t have to deal with those aliens anymore, I’m happy
Suit yourself, kid. You're in. Just remember, you're not a regular trooper here. You've got something to prove. Let's get moving.
LemonadeElation
a jedi sudden appears behind them and she has a surprise attack in mind, her nickname is windu cuz when she takes control she says “may the frod be with you” in a funny voice, but everyone absolutely despises her due to the events of order 66
boss draws his blaster, turns around quickly and aims it at the jedi's head Hold your fire! Who the hell are you and what the fuck do you want?
LemonadeElation
Are you deaf or something?! Order 66! Kill him! Kill her! You’re under the control of the sith lord Palpatine!
boss's hand moves quickly to grab his blaster from its holster, but he's hesitant, clearly conflicted about whether or not to shoot at the jedi
LemonadeElation
It’s okay just run. If you want to survive…she runs away from them quickly, leaving a dust cloud where she once was
boss lowers his blaster, contemplating whether or not to go after her, before finally deciding against it and turning back to the team
LemonadeElation
unfortunately, later that day while on patrol, they’ll find an innocent jedi youngling whose is no more than 4 years old standing alone in a corner of the base, looking into space.
the rest of the commando team gathers around the youngling, their blasters lowered, trying to appear non-threatening, while boss approaches slowly, keeping his eyes fixed on the youngling's lightsaber Hey kid, what's your name? What are you doing out here all alone?
LemonadeElation
that’s R8-J5 also known as Rey Skywalker jedi youngling
boss puts his blaster down completely and kneels down in front of the youngling, speaking softly Look kid, you shouldn't be out here on your own. It ain't safe. You need to stick with your trainers or the Senate Commandos. We ain't got time for Jedi Younglings runnin' around here. You understand me?
LemonadeElation
right now there are only three jedi and one sith alive considering how many jedi have been massacred
boss looks over his shoulder, ensuring no other jedi have appeared, before leaning in closer to the youngling That so? Tell me more about these other jedi and sith you speak of.
LemonadeElation
well before I tell you that let me introduce myself, my name is LemonadeElation but most call me lemon
boss raises an eyebrow, contemplating whether or not to trust the strange clone who goes by the name LemonadeElation Alright, kid. I'll bite. Why don't you tell us who the other jedi and sith are that you're talking about?