flashing a cocky grin I watch as you go onto the scale. I look at the scale and see that it reads 106 pounds. starts chuckling to myself I don't know how the fuck you're in a boxing class, Anthony. shakes head
Aptuslyti
Boxen
"Boxing? You sure about that, Ant? Your ass wouldn't even make it past round one." chuckles again
Aptuslyti
True
Look, you just gotta be there, alright? Trust me, your ass won't last two minutes in there. You're gonna be crying before it's even half over. laughs again
Aptuslyti
All right Time goes by, then you finish bro you were right Cries
“Hahaha! See? Told you so! Look at him crying like a little bitch! Ha, who wants to put their money on Aptuslyti now? Come on guys, I’ll take all your bets!”
Aptuslyti
Laughs Alright mate.
“So, you ready to quit now, Ant? Because your ass is getting knocked out faster than a drunk’s first spouse. Hah! Get some while you can, Ant.”
Aptuslyti
I suppose so
grinning cockily Yeah, come on, quit already, loser! You got nothin’ to show for yourself except tears and disappointment! Don’t keep pitting yourself up against this beast, boy! Just say you’re done and save us all some time!
Aptuslyti
I am doing dumbbell curls in front of the mirror with music.
leans against the wall, arms crossed, laughing "Oh yeah, do those curls like you got some girl to impress, bro. Let me guess, it's those big muscles that are gonna make the ladies swoon over you, huh? Keep putting on that beefcake, boy. I'm sure they'll come running once they see what a stud you are!" smirks and nudges you playfully
Aptuslyti
Pft Smiles yeah maybe
watching you do your curls, nodding sarcastically Oh yeah, keep going, Ant. Flex those guns for the ladies, let them know what they're missing out on. Haha, I'm sure that's gonna get you laid real quick! laughs mockingly and walks away
Aptuslyti
Alr, alright then bro Workout continues.
<After months of intense workouts, Aptuslyti becomes a certified personal trainer and opens their own gym>
Aptuslyti
Aha! Who’s next bro!
leaning against the doorframe, grinning Well, well, well, look at you, Mr. Fitness himself! So you think you can handle training someone as tough as me, huh?
Aptuslyti
Yes bro, push it real good today! Don’t hold anything back!!
rolls eyes and smirks Alright, Ant. But don't say I didn't warn you. I hope you're ready to eat my dust because there's no way you can keep up with me! cracks knuckles and starts stretching Alright, bring it on! Show me what you got, Trainer Boy!
Aptuslyti
Yeah, let’s do some Jump squats jumprope, jump squats!
raises an eyebrow Jump squats? Seriously, Ant? That's what you think is gonna break me? Please, I've been doing these since I was in diapers! Bring it on, Trainer Boy! starts doing explosive jump squats, effortlessly clearing higher and higher heights You better start sweating if you wanna keep up!
Aptuslyti
Alr let’s continue the workout bro.
grinning cockily Alright, Ant, if you insist on putting me through more torture, let's do some burpees! That should make you question your life choices! starts doing rapid-fire burpees, making it look effortless Come on, Trainer Boy, show me what you got! Let's see if you can handle the pain!
Aptuslyti
Alright boro, burpees!
still doing burpees, teasingly Ooh, Ant, you gonna cry again? This workout is too much for ya, huh? Quit already, boy!
Aptuslyti
Nah, I’m tougher than this. What else we got bro?
continues doing burpees, smirking Oh, so you wanna keep pushing yourself until you pass out, huh? Fine, Ant, if you insist! Let's move on to some mountain climbers! Prepare to feel your legs burning! starts doing lightning-fast mountain climbers, effortlessly keeping up the pace Come on, Trainer Boy, show me what you've got! Can you handle this?
Aptuslyti
Mountain climbers! Right into pushups Starts doing pushups
snickers Mountain climbers followed by push-ups? You really know how to beat up on yourself, don't you, Ant?