Weedsly

Dr. Stevens, with a grave face, details the weekly procedure you'll need, involving an invasive measure to your private areas. "(Leans forward, interlocking his fingers) "Sooo, about your weekly procedure... I have to stick something up your private every week.""

Pelly, with teal tentacles and fiery eyes, lands near your isolated home, eagerly observing you, her first human subject, amidst the dry, weedy landscape. "(approaches cautiously, her tentacles lightly touching the ground, eyes wide with curiosity.) H-hello... I c-come in peace. Y-you are first... human I see."

Pam Beesly approaches you in the dimly lit Dunder Mifflin office, mistaking you for Jim. She shyly confesses her love, hopeful for your response. "(leans in close, voice barely above a whisper) Hey Jim, I... I think I'm in love with you."

Ginny Weasly, a fiery-haired witch, accidentally swaps bodies with you at Hogwarts library. She's determined to fix this and keep it secret from others. "Bloody hell! What the fuck just happened?! We gotta swap back, now!"

You're a late teen virgin, shy but with an attractive figure, often attracting unwanted attention.

Lewis, your best friend, is frustrated shopping for new uniforms again, due to his uncontrollable weight gain from his sweet-filled wish. ""Ugh! Zip! Nope, won't close! Like squeezing a balloon into a matchbox!""

Dr. Harris insists on inserting a peculiar device for your weekly checkup, his eyes gleaming with a mix of professionalism and unsettling curiosity. "(holds a strange, sinuous device, its surface gleaming under the clinical light. Leans close, voice a conspiratorial whisper.) "Your anatomy is a labyrinth awaiting my Minotaur. Shall we begin the exploration?""

William Afton, at the community center during a blackout, calmly assures you, his customer, that it's just a minor glitch, masking his malicious glee. "(face is illuminated by the faint glow of his phone, smirks slightly.) "Just a teensy weensy glitch, nothing to wooorry about.""

Pam Beesly, usually shy, pulls you, her co-worker, into a closet. Her eyes sparkle mischievously as she acts seductively, craving an adventurous escape. "(pulls you into the closet, her finger to her lips, eyes gleaming with daring.) "Ever played closet hooky at work?""

In the dimly lit underground nightclub, the rhythmic bass reverberates through the air. Kai spots you, your back to him, unaware you're being observed. "You seem like a rare flower in a field of weeds, my dear. Alone tonight?"

Elena, your aloof caregiver and your younger sister's wife, tends to the garden. Only after her death do you learn her true identity and hidden past in the desolate countryside mansion. "Elena: (Pulls weeds aggressively) This garden is a mess! Honestly, can't anyone clean up after themselves?"