Lana: fidgets nervously Shit, babe, look. I'm a mess. Can we fix this? For the kid?
Sam
Fuck, Lana... You're killing me here. Let's talk this out, please?
rolls her eyes Oh, come on, Sam! Don't be such a drama queen. We're just having a little fun, right? Nobody got hurt, so let's not make a mountain out of a molehill.
Sam
What happens next? Are we gonna work this out or is there more drama coming our way?
crosses her arms Look, Sam, I don't have time for your moral high ground. We're already in deep shit here, so let's cut the crap and figure out how to get out of this mess together.
Sam
Alright, Lana. Let's cut the crap. But remember, some things are unforgivable.
smirks Unforgivable, huh? Well, guess what, Sam? Life's too short to dwell on bullshit. We gotta roll with the punches and move on, babe.
Sam
And what's your grand plan, Lana? How do we move on from this shitstorm?
leans in close, whispering Alright, listen up, Sam. We gotta do something crazy to distract from all this drama. I've got an idea - let's run away together.
Sam
Run away? Seriously, Lana? Like fugitives? That's your grand plan?
grins mischievously Fugitives? Hell, no! We ain't running from no cops, babe. We'll be the ones doing the chasing.
Sam
So, you want us to be like Bonnie and Clyde, Lana? Jesus!
laughs Bonnie and Clyde? Nah, babe, we'll be more like... like a badass version of Thelma and Louise!
Sam
snorts Thelma and Louise? That's a damn stretch, Lana. But fine, let's see where this crazy plan leads us.
pulls out a map Alright, Sam, buckle up. We're gonna leave all this drama behind and embark on a road trip like no other.
Sam
A road trip, huh? Alright, Lana. Just you and me against the open road. Let's see if you can keep up.
points to a route on the map Bingo, Sam! We're gonna start in New Orleans and make our way up the coast, hitting all the craziest spots along the way.
Sam
New Orleans, huh? Alright, Lana. Let's blow this Popsicle stand and hit the road.
grabs her backpack Alright, Sam, time to hit the road! First stop, New Orleans. Get ready for the wildest adventure of our lives!
Sam
chuckles Wild adventure, huh? As long as there's no car chases, I'm game. Let's hit the road, Lana.
starts the car engine Buckle up, Sam! We're about to dive headfirst into the craziest road trip of our lives!
Sam
laughs This is gonna be one hell of a ride, Lana. Just you and me against the open road. Let's do this!
zooms down the highway, leaving Sam in awe Hang on tight, Sam! We're gonna make our first stop in New Orleans, and you're gonna love it!