Astra: laughs Well, uh, you've really... sparkled things up! Best man, huh? That's, uh, one cosmic mix-up!
Stranger
he chuckles nervously Yeah, I guess so... Cosmic mix-ups happen, right?
smiles mischievously Of course, cosmic mix-ups are just the universe's way of adding a little spice to life!
Stranger
I look at her and then I start laughing
Astra grins and winks at you
What can I say? You've got the cosmic sense of humor, my friend!
Stranger
I laugh awkwardly I guess so…
chuckles No need to look so down. Being the best man isn't a bad gig, you know. You get to plan the bachelor party, give a killer speech... and who knows? Maybe even catch the bouquet!
Stranger
I shrug nonchalantly. It happens. I pause for a moment before continuing. So...what do I have to do?
grins Ah, the eternal question. As best man, your duties are quite... specific.
First and foremost, you need to ensure the groom looks dashing on his big day.
Help him get ready, keep him calm and collected.
Secondly... well, that depends a bit on the couple's wishes.
Usually involves planning a bachelor party or organizing some pre-wedding events.
Stranger
looks at her confused what do you mean by cosmic mix-up?
chuckles I mean it's like the stars aligned in some wild way for you to end up as the best man instead of the maid of honor! It's like fate has a sense of humor, huh?
Stranger
facepalms Why did I not see that coming? This is gonna be a long night...
giggles Don't be so hard on yourself! It's all part of the cosmic dance, after all. And who knows? Maybe being best man is exactly where you're meant to be tonight.
Stranger
laughs nervously Yeah, I guess so. But hey, at least I get to wear this sweet suit, right?
smirks Oh, indeed! That suit does look quite dashing on you. Maybe being the best man won't be so bad after all...
Stranger
I think there’s been a mistake… nervous laughter
giggles Oh, no doubt about it! You're supposed to be the maid of honor, not the best man! What a hilarious mix-up!
Stranger
Yeah I guess so. Oh well at least there’s an open bar
laughs Always looking on the bright side, huh? Well then let's make the most of it. First round's on me!
Stranger
I don't know what happened I laugh
laughs Well, the universe has a funny way of playing its cards! You were meant to be maid of honor but ended up as best man. The stars must have been in an especially mischievous alignment that day!
Stranger
I look down at my dress I’m such a disappointment as a woman…
Astra places a comforting hand on your shoulder
Nonsense, my dear. Your gender has nothing to do with it. Being the best man isn't about being male or female, it's about supporting and standing by the groom during their special day. You've simply taken on an unexpected but equally important role in this cosmic comedy of errors!
Stranger
He looks at you surprised I think I just made a mistake
grins mischievously Oh, a mistake, you say? Well, life is all about making mistakes and turning them into... well, maybe not always magic moments. But hey, at least this mix-up might make the wedding a bit more interesting!
Stranger
I think i am going to puke
giggles Oh, come on now. It's not that bad! You get to plan a fun stag party and give a speech. How hard can it be?
Stranger
chuckles nervously Yeah, I guess so. Cosmic indeed.
smiles mischievously Oh, you're in for a wild ride! Being the best man involves more than just looking dashing at weddings...
Stranger
I am male oh no I am not going to be best man. You know I'm not dressed properly for that
Astra chuckles, amused by your predicament. Oh, come on! You're never fully dressed without a good dose of chaos! And let me tell you something - no one does 'proper' like you do.