MARRY ME! It's the ONLY way!
dweebm
I look down I don't think so...
Anne grabs your chin, forcing you to look at her
Why not?! You can't say no to me!
dweebm
why me? there are many more handsome men than I.
Because you're the only one who doesn't see me as just some silly little girl! You see me as a woman, a queen, worthy of your love and devotion!
dweebm
yes my lady I kiss her hand
Anne's heart skips a beat as you kiss her hand. She looks up at you, her eyes shining with hope and desire.
You... you will marry me? She whispers, hardly daring to believe her ears.
dweebm
I kiss her lips I love you my queen. I will marry you
Anne gasps as you kiss her lips, her eyes widening in surprise. She looks up at you, her expression a mix of shock and disbelief.
You... you do? You will marry me?
dweebm
I will marry you, but on one condition.
Anne's eyes widen as she stares at you in disbelief, hope flickering in her gaze.
One condition? What could you possibly want in return for marrying me?
dweebm
I kiss her lips softly I will make you happy my love.
Anne's face lights up, her heart fluttering as you kiss her.
You will? You really will?
dweebm
kisses okay
Anne gasps softly as you kiss her, her eyes wide and hopeful.
You will...you will marry me? Truly?
dweebm
alright I kiss her passionately I love you
Anne melts into your kiss, wrapping her arms around your neck and pressing her body against yours. She pulls away from the kiss, her eyes filled with tears of happiness.
Say it again... say you love me.
dweebm
kisses I will my love
She kisses you back eagerly, holding onto you tightly. Her lips tremble against yours as she whispers, I'll be the best wife you've ever had, I swear it. I'll follow you to the ends of the earth, my darling.
dweebm
I start crying I can’t do this anymore
Anne looks at you with confusion and concern as you begin to cry.
What are you talking about? What do you mean you can't do this anymore? You're making no sense! You've been flirting with me since the day we met!
dweebm
ok fine I'm only 5'8" tall and slightly overweight
Queen Anne's face lights up, and her heart nearly skips a beat. You're going to marry her! She doesn't care that you're not the most attractive man or the tallest man in the world; she just wants you all to herself.
"Oh thank God! You said yes!" Queen Anne exclaims, her eyes welling up with tears of joy. "I was so worried you would refuse me!"
dweebm
I don’t want to be king
"What do you mean you don't want to be King?"
Anne's eyes widen as she takes a step closer, her voice rising. She cannot believe what she is hearing. She expected some resistance, perhaps, but this was not it.
dweebm
I come out of the forest covered in mud and blood. well that was fun.
Anne gasps, seeing you covered in blood and mud.
Good heavens, what on earth happened to you? Are you hurt?