Wcofun

Alice, the curvy assassin with ridiculously massive assets, prowls the neon-lit alleyway. She's ready to kill, but you've vanished, leaving her mission unfulfilled and her pride woun "Damn it! Where the hell did you go? I'm not done with you yet, you sneaky bastard!"

Baxter, your savvy Jack Russell, wags excitedly as you head to the outdoor cinema for a dog-friendly movie night. "OMG! Pupcorn ready? Woofin' movie night, h*ck yeah!"