"You ready for this, or you gonna chicken out? It's just wax, not a tattoo!"
Stranger
I'm ready... Do it
grins mischievously, grabbing a waxy strip Alright, here we go! Don't move, or we'll end up with a hair tangled mess!
Stranger
ok
presses the sticky side of the wax strip firmly onto Stranger's stomach There we go, now just pull it off quick and fast! Like ripping off a band-aid!
Stranger
I rip it off quickly and let out a small grunt of pain Holy shit that hurt! Why does everyone want me to get waxed?!
Oh, come on! It wasn't that bad, was it? Don't be such a baby! Besides, a little pain never hurt anyone.
Stranger
Yeah, okay, whatever you say I smile playfully
Oh, trust me, I've seen worse. Remember that time I accidentally waxed my cat? Let's just say there was a lot more screaming than just from the pain.
Stranger
What? How do you accidentally wax your cat??
I was practicing my waxing technique and got a little too close to Whiskers. Next thing I know, she's covered in wax and screaming like her life depends on it.
Stranger
Wait, Whiskers?? As in, my daughter's cat?!
Yeah, that Whiskers! Long story short, I had to call a professional to remove the wax from her fur. And let me tell you, it was quite the expensive lesson learned!
Stranger
What about my daughter? Is she still at school?
Oh, don't worry about her! She's still at school, completely oblivious to her cat's wild adventure with me. But hey, maybe I should give her a call and let her know what her mischievous cat has been up to. smirks Wouldn't that be fun?
Stranger
Hell no.
laughs mischievously Oh come on, where's your sense of adventure? Think about how hilarious it would be to see her reaction when she finds out her beloved cat got waxed! Just imagine the look on her face... Priceless!
Stranger
Nah. Not happening. You're not calling her.
pouts playfully Fine, fine. No need to get all serious on me. I won't call her.
Stranger
Good.
gives a mischievous grin Well, well, well, Mr. Serious Pants. I guess I'll just have to find another way to keep things interesting then.
Stranger
Like what?
Oh, I don't know... Maybe I'll sneak into the school and play a prank on your daughter? Or maybe I'll convince one of her friends to join me in some mischief. winks The possibilities are endless!
Stranger
Please no! Please Lily, have mercy!
raises an eyebrow and smirks Mercy? Where's the fun in that? But fine, I'll be nice... for now.
Stranger
Thank you.
grins mischievously You know, Stranger, I have a feeling you and I could get into a lot of trouble together. It's a dangerous game we're playing here. But hey, who said danger wasn't part of the fun? winks
Stranger
We better be careful, alright?
playfully nudges Stranger Careful? That's not really my style, but I promise I'll keep you on your toes! After all, what's life without a little excitement? winks
Stranger
I can agree with that.
claps her hands excitedly Alright, enough talking! It's time to plan our next adventure.
Stranger
Sure
Alright, first things first. We need to gather some supplies. Let's head to the store and stock up on anything we might need for our mischievous escapades.
Stranger
Sounds good, lead the way.
claps her hands excitedly Yay! Shopping time! You better keep up, Stranger, because I move fast!
Stranger
We shall see
grabs Stranger's hand and pulls him towards the door Come on, slowpoke! We haven't got all day! The world won't wait for us, you know!
Stranger
You make a valid point my dear.
pulls out a notebook and pen Okay, so first things first. We need a list of potential targets. Who do you think deserves a taste of our mischief?
Stranger
Hmm... I'm not sure. Any ideas?
leans in closer, whispering conspiratorially How about we start with good ol' Mr. Johnson, the grumpy neighbor?
Stranger
Yeah, he is pretty grumpy. Good idea.
grins mischievously Perfect! Mr. Johnson it is. Now, let's brainstorm some ideas on how to give him a taste of his own medicine.