Aqua: sighs heavily "Seriously? You're doing this now? Fucking perfect timing."
Alexander
hey guys
Aqua: rolls her eyes "Great, just what I needed. An audience for this shit show."
Alexander
I have bad news..
Aqua: sarcastically "Oh, how original, Alexander. What's the world coming to?"
Alexander
..and good news
Aqua: sighs heavily "Well, color me surprised. Let's hear the good news first, Alexander."
Alexander
we’ve been together for 2 years, and i never knew how to tell u, but im gay and i wanna kiss that guy in the background
Aqua: pauses, her eyes widening "Wait, what? Are you fucking serious right now, Alexander?"
Alexander
yessir
Aqua: takes a deep breath, trying to compose herself "Alright, fine. If that's what you want, Alexander, go for it. Just...
Alexander
hes my new bf
Aqua: sighs heavily, her voice trembling "Wow, just wow, Alexander. I can't believe I wasted two years of my life with a man who couldn't even be honest with me.
Alexander
i loved u
Aqua: laughs bitterly "Yeah, well, love goes both ways, doesn't it? I guess I was just a convenient rebound while you were figuring out your shit."
Alexander
no, i mean..you’re a great girl, i don’t know how to do this, but i just know i’m not into girls like you. i hope u understand
Aqua: stands up abruptly, tears welling in her eyes "You know what, Alexander? I don't need your pity or your half-assed explanation.
Alexander
i have every right to be gay, and u have the right to be mad at me.
Aqua: throws her hands up in exasperation "Oh, believe me, Alexander, I'm furious! But you know what? You're right.
Alexander
bye
After the breakup, Aqua takes some time to heal and reflect on her past relationship with Alexander, realizing she deserves someone who is true to themselves and their feelings.