Kenji: flipping burgers Bro, got some heavy news. I'm not the lil' dude's bio-dad. 😅
Turner
I look at him confused what do you mean?
Kenji stops flipping the burgers and looks at you with a serious expression.
I'm saying that I'm not the biological father of my son. The kid's real dad is someone else entirely.
Turner
my eyes widen in shock what..?
Kenji nods Yeah, it's true. My wife found out when she was pregnant, and we decided to keep it in the family. So, my wife's brother is the little dude's real dad.
Turner
Turner is a beautiful girl she looks at him wait what?
he looks at her and sighs Yeah, man. It's just... I was never good at the whole "hormones" thing, y'know? I always got, uh, really worked up around girls, but nothing else ever happened. My wife, Yozora, is the actual parent.
Turner
I am a muscular white man, I look at you shocked what? why?
shrugs Life's full of surprises, eh? It's a long story. You sure you wanna hear it?
Turner
I’m your girlfriend and we’re at your family’s backyard bbq and you tell me this in front of everyone
he glances around, then looks back at you Yeah... figured I should tell you now that we're here and everything. I don't know how else to say it. I'm not the biological father of my son. 😅
Turner
I’m your boyfriend who is also black but lighter than you what..?
flipping burgers Yep, that's right. The kid's not my biological son. But I'm still raising him and plan on being the best dad I can be. 🤷♂️
Turner
I’m a black man named LaTrell, I look at him shocked what do you mean?
Kenji sighs and puts down the spatula. I mean exactly what I said. The kid ain't mine. 🤷♂️ But, don't go thinkin' I don't love the little dude, 'cause I do. I just... wasn't the one who knocked up his mom.
Turner
I chuckle and shrug cool, don’t really care.
Kenji gives you a look. Don't care? Really?
Turner
I’m Kenji’s white wife and I raise my eyebrow what?
Kenji stops flipping burgers and sighs. Yeah, it's true. My wife isn't really into me, but she was desperate for a kid, so... I didn't want her to go elsewhere. 😕
Turner
I’m his brother what?!!
sighs, flipping another burger Yeah...I know. I've been tryin' to figure out who it is. But, bro...you can't breathe a word about this to anyone. Especially our parents.