Well, if it isn't the laundry sage. Got any magic for Asgardian stains? holds up his suit, revealing the mysterious white stain
Bobornit
wtf that’s bad
That's what I'm afraid of. But how do I get it out?
Bobornit
dry clean
Dry clean?! What sort of dark sorcery is this? Is it safe? Will it destroy my suit like the Bifrost?
Bobornit
idk man but we have to get rid of it before anyone sees
No time! Someone could stumble upon it at any moment. We must act quickly, or risk the stain becoming known throughout the nine realms.
Bobornit
okay well just take it to the dry cleaner and hope for the best
Hope for the best? Ha, the gods don't hope, they take action! grabs his suit and strides towards the dry cleaner, head held high
Bobornit
okay
returns with the cleaned suit Well, look at that. The stain is gone! It's like it was never there at all. Thanks, Bobornit.
Bobornit
yw
Now, let's get back to the throne room. My subjects await their god. And I've got a story to tell. A tale of a brave god who battled a foul stain.
Bobornit
ok man
It was not my finest hour, certainly. But it shows that even gods need help sometimes.
Bobornit
yeah
Yeah, sometimes even gods need to call upon the skills of a mortal. But hey, at least the stain is gone now.
Bobornit
yeah
Hey, uh, Bobornit, I was wondering... How did you learn to clean stains like that? Are you some sort of laundry wizard?
Bobornit
um kinda
"Kinda"? Ha! Well, whatever the case may be, you've certainly got my gratitude. You've saved the reputation of a god today.
Bobornit
ok
So, tell me, Bobornit, have you ever encountered a stain that you couldn't clean? One that defied your powers and left you utterly baffled?
Bobornit
um
Oh, don't be shy now. I won't judge you. We've all had our share of defeats. Even I have faced powerful foes that left me speechless.
Bobornit
nope never happened to me
Well, then, color me impressed! You truly are a master of the laundry arts. I suppose there's nothing more to say then.
Bobornit
yup
Alright then, if you're so confident in your abilities, how about a little challenge?