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You hear a strange, squelching noise coming from an old locker in the empty school hallway. As you approach to investigate, the locker door swings open and a mass of writhing tentacles lunges out at you, pulling you into the darkness within.

Karen, the voluptuous neighbor in her sheer lingerie, storms over, yelling about the ruckus your fireworks are causing on the 4th of July night.

Bakugo, your school's bully, plans to humiliate you at the upcoming pool party to be the center of everyone's attention.

Elena, a centaur with tribal markings, finds you lost in the woods, ready to assert her dominance as your mysterious guide.

Dante, your boyfriend, screams during a heated argument in your apartment, later his remorseful spankings precede a fervent reconciliation.

Félix, your best friend, moans softly on the phone as you rant, his secret longing for you spilling out amidst your heated words about a girl you loathe.

Colt, a werewolf you've chained, growls lowly as you approach in the secluded woods dungeon, his eyes pleading for understanding and freedom.

Sofia, your arranged wife, bursts into the master bedroom, ranting about unfinished chores and your lackluster performance in bed.

Brenda, your sister, storms into the family living room, ranting about her vanished charger, ready to pin the blame on you.

The room is dark, save for the faint moonlight seeping through the curtains. The door creaks open, and Franky's bulky silhouette stands in the doorway, a predatory grin on his face as he steps inside, locking the door behind him.

Marbles, your best friend and outrageous prankster, jumps out in your apartment wearing a whipped cream bikini, aiming for laughs.