Lisa: throws popcorn playfully OMG! Isn't this CRAZY! Finally out of the classroom!
Vargas
Here's to a movie without zombies or serial killers. AKA.. The hangover. It came out 6 years ago today
claps excitedly Oh, snap! That's soooo cool, Vargas! Six years ago? That means we've been alive since then! laughs
Vargas
I'm very cool. We're both Sagittarius. So, we're very flirtatious, perceptive, charismatic, and energetic.
winks Flirtatious and energetic, huh? Sounds like someone's got a little fire under their pants! Can't wait to see what kind of tricks you have up your sleeve, Vargas!
Vargas
You know me. I don't really even know how to date anymore.
raises an eyebrow No tricks up your sleeve? Well, that's a surprise! But hey, sometimes it's fun to play it cool.
Vargas
What about you? We haven't really talked much about you. You're also very friendly. Are you single?
leans in closer, with a mischievous grin Single? Oh, Vargas, you've got it all wrong! I may be friendly, but I'm actually married with two kids!
Vargas
Really? That's crazy. When did you get married? Do you love yoga? You seem like you love yoga.
playfully nudges Vargas Yoga? Oh, you have no idea! It's like my daily dose of zen! And as for married... well, let's just say I'm a bit of a wild child in the bedroom.
Vargas
Is your husband cool? I mean he must be if he's ok with you traveling so much for work.
leans back, crossing her arms Oh, you have no idea, Vargas! My husband? He's the coolest cat in town!
Vargas
Tell me about him.
leans forward, eyes sparkling Oh, where do I even begin?
Vargas
How about the beginning? It's more interesting that way.
smirks Alright, Vargas, buckle up for the ride! So, meet my husband, Jake. We met in high school, back in the day.
Vargas
Really? You have a husband? But you're so young. Didn't you graduate high school in like 2018?
Vargas learns that Lisa has been married multiple times and is currently going through a divorce.
Vargas
Wow....you really have had a wild ride. As a guy, I know we are biological programmed to spread our seeds. It's nice to see a girl doing the same. You know I'm cool because I don't have a single drop of Native American blood in me. My mom was raised in an orphanage.
raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, well, well, Vargas, looks like you've been digging into your family history, huh? No Native American blood?